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Nature Lad. Dungeon denizen. Disco Elysium cosplayer. Charming and highly decorative furniture. NB/bi/poly - they/he
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I truly believe that the optimal ratio for a tuna salad is 1:1 tuna to chopped pickles

s2 andor opens pretty strong in my mind! using the chandrilan wedding as a timekeeper is a good touch for the arc.

my cat is a volatile little asshole. he does not like other animals or strangers. yet, unburdened by logic or evidence, i continue to think "i bet he'd secretly be a nanny tom if we got him a kitten"

fun, weird ominous russian threats on our property border signs. love that for us

my roommate introduced me to this channel a while back but this particular short tickles me so deeply for some reason www.youtube.com/shorts/8GEu8...

idk why you are scooping on T4 when I have only milled half your deck. there's a whole half deck left in your library there has to be something good in there

The How To Train Your Dragon trailer is pretty much completely inoffensive from a visuals & direction standpoint... but I don't understand why it exists. Are we really so creatively bankrupt as a society that our only option is to remake flawless CG animated movies as CG-laden live-action movies?

i'm one of those nasty bois that eats pure trash food and loves it, but DAMN i cannot stress how disgusting "Celebrity Luncheon Loaf" is. I thought it was going to be like cheap spam, but it tastes pretty much like pig's foot dog treats

hey look a new Mountain Goats song

if i can hear your car's stereo bass from my house +500ft back from the road, I should legally be allowed to throw bricks at you

I miss having a void to shout my shitty poetry into

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phns... It's probably no surprise to you that Disco Elysium is one of my favorite games, given that I cosplay as Harry. This video is an excellent take, but if you know anything about my personal life, you probably can also understand why it has me literally sobbing rn

my cat is killing me. he keeps knocking his water dish everywhere and absolutely soaking the kitchen floor.

Who do you think has more galactic clout during the Empire era of Star Wars- the Hutts or the Pykes?

honestly there's nothing funnier to me than hearing OpenAI complaining that someone stole their IP

tragically, i am obscured by the cast but only because my partner got us good seats in the first handful of orchestra seats so can i really even complain?? what an amazing show! she even got to go on stage 😮😎

yeah, there's no protocol for whatever this is

my coffee maker broke and i busted out my camp percolator. this might be the blandest cup of coffee i've ever brewed. RIP to me, what a total flop

I'm open for needle-felted commissions, since I've got so much time available. I make animals, pokemon, goblins, merit badges, you name it! these are some pieces I've made in the past. DM me if you're interested!

IT'S PUBLICATION DAY!!! my debut novel HAMMAJANG LUCK is now out in the US! come for the cyberpunk space heist, stay for the butch/femme childhood friends to enemies to lovers, oops all lesbian cast, found family crew, and a setting that is my love letter to my homeland--Hawaiʻi links below!!!

Taunted by the jacket in my room, I begrudgingly got the cat back into costume. He was very good about it, earned a treat for his effort, and has mastered Kim's expression.

Mainsplain, mistake, Malewife #discoElysium #cosplay #discoElysiumCosplay

not me, shamelessly chasing the high of getting my damn cat to wear the jacket for a cosplay. #discoElysium #cosplay #discoElysiumCosplay

One chapter in so far, pretty fuckin cool. If you don't have a copy already, the special edition hardcover is GORGEOUS

Thunderbolts* has me cautiously interested. I'm a self-professed MCU hater, but this looks at least moderately interesting. I can count the MCU movies I like on one hand, and this seems to have some common threads with at least two of those. WE SHALL SEE, I GUESS.

Finally getting around to the newest season of Doctor Who. I love the new Doctor, he's so cheeky and cute. I don't know if I love Ruby, mostly just because I miss the old days when a companion could just be a normal person without a fancy magic backstory (Martha, my sweet, I miss you.)

Woodruff the Nature Lad will be heading back to the open sea to DREDGE up the past on www.twitch.tv/deltadanger, tomorrow night (12/3!) at 7:00pm EST! I'm sure he'd love to have company to keep him sane. Hopefully nothing scary lurks in Gale Cliffs, it seems like such a quaint little settlement.

"its like two young Sheldons kissing"

Disappointed by the first episode of Dune: Prophecy. It's not bad, by any extent, but I found it to be without much to grab me. I'm not really looking for another Game of Thrones, and that was a pretty joyless hour of television.

anybody got any suggestions for non-adobe alternatives to Premiere for video editing? free is better

Don't forget to tune in tonight www.twitch.tv/deltadanger to see Woodruff the Nature Lad in my first ever Horror-genre stream! The ocean is as beautiful as it is madness-inducing... wait, that's not good... Join me at 7pm EST for DREDGE!

Want to see Woodruff the Nature Lad face down the interminable horrors of the open ocean? Join me tomorrow night (11/27) at 7pm EST at www.twitch.tv/deltadanger for DREDGE!