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Whatever sense of satisfaction you get out of a post getting traction is dwarfed by the knowledge that somebody is gonna get angry at you about it. You could make a post about soup being a savory cereal and CerealTruther606 is going to be ready to beat your ass

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

AEW turned a burned-out babyface into the most son of a bitch heel ever. Ricochet is one of the Top 5 best heels today. #AEWCollision

Okay, if they're airing Hangman's promo before the match, Hangman and Dark Order were brought up by Ospreay yesterday, and now Don Callis family is set to destroy the members of the Dark Order.... WE'RE GETTING DARK ORDER/HANGMAN LORE BACK IN FULL EFFECT LET'S GOOOOOO #AEWCollision

Amazing idea…PLEASE do this 😂😂😂

On Bluesky, every day we see actual new fans of AEW talking about their experience. I have yet to see any of them mention how Ospreay dressed. You will learn a lot more about new fans by listening to them, than you will listening to what podcasters assume they must think.

I stand for so little, but holy shit do I get fired up about defending public broadcasting.

HELL YEAH! #AEWDynamite

well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits

Pro tip. If someone is a rapist piece of shit you *should* stop loving them

CRANE KICK #AEWDynasty

SHEESH! #AEWDynasty ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

*enjoy miniature painting* People : Go fuck yourself *enjoy AEW* People : Go fuck yourself *enjoy the Switch 2 announcement and future* People : Go fuck yourself *enjoy living* People : Go fuck yourself Always. The. Same. Shit.

Fun prank: be a decent human being and smile a lot

Some details behind Kevin Knight signing with AEW, coming to FightfulSelect.com today

Spin to win! #AEWCollision

Oh hi, Penelope! #AEWCollision

That Shot Of Toni Getting Kicked In The Face Was Cinema.. #AEWCollison

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️ turns ✨2✨ on April 30th! BUT we will be celebrating LIVE and FREE Sunday April 27th at 5PM ET on twitch.tv/EvilUno for #MysteryWrestling15! Who will be celebrating #MysteryWrestling's birthday with us!?

Most wrestlers doing a promo on their opponent: 'I'm gonna give you the beating of a lifetime!' Timeless Toni Storm:

Finally, I can upload videos longer than a minute Eddie Tape #3: Supervillain by MF DOOM Eddie Kingston(c) vs Kazuchika Okada

I can upload videos over a minute long now! Here’s OMEGA WAVE for ya’ll! #kennyomega #purowave #dancewiththedead #prowrestling

Anyway feels like its been a while since I've said this but I miss the Young Bucks I miss Eddie Kingston I miss Jack Perry I miss Darby Allin

Somebody Sign Veda..Need More Veda ❤️

I’ve seen people moan about Blue Sky being an echo chamber of positivity for AEW Imagine that… using social media to express happiness to likeminded people, instead of going down rabbit holes with some genuinely horrible people whose main source of happiness is other’s misery

#ThenAndNow The Goonies (1985) ROSALITA CROSSES THE STREET! Filming Location: 304 37th St. Astoria, Oregon 97103.

I Dont Gatekeep, I Want Everybody To Eat..

Prayed For Those That Prayed Against Me..I DESERVE IT ALL..

The Most Diabolical Picture Ive Ever Seen 😂😂😂

This is how you maximize the hard cam:

Don’t know who needs to see this but Cobra Kai is such a consistently great series. It’s such a silly outlandish story with lots of karate. Do yourself a favor and watch it.

i miss them every day. this is my favorite promo of all time. the combo of "we kind of fucking like it" and "we put em in the DIRT" plus the gray at chuck's temples & the blood on trent's face?????

Just 2 more days until Mariah feels the wrath!! 🙌🙌😂😂 #AEW #Wrestlesky 🤼 Harley is the best!!

I know everybody watches wrestling differently, but I am so much happier when I focus on getting to see my favs and just going with the flow of whatever AEW gives me. No fantasy booking, no 'they better book THIS' matches, no 'why aren't they doing THIS' with a wrestler - just vibes. #wrestlesky 🤼

Dynamite was fucking awesome last night..Private Party vs HS is gonna be awesome! Also hyped for Mariah and Harley!