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Y'all are ok by me. I think I'll stick around so I'll have somewhere to compose and immediately discard my every thought. (Sorry but if I don't do it here, my husband has to listen to it.)
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Sir we've lost the Catturd army

Seriously, you guys have been great—let’s all take tomorrow off of work

Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

I'm dogsitting for this sweet girl, who I haven't seen since I took this pic in March. She's now very sick and has wasted away to the size of a greyhound. Folks, I know it's hard to say goodbye, but sometimes it's the kindest thing you can do 😞

right wingers saw all the evidence that trump had ties to epstein, they just needed to hear it from a guy who lies all the time to believe it

Norm would have loved this all so much

SNL writers room right now

*quietly disables app timer*

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

I-

Good posting going on, nice work on the feed

🎶 hello from the other side 🎶

I'll know it's real when Trump send those South African farmers back.

My cat is 8 and still vibrates in terror any time it even slightly rains, I'm starting to think she'll never be ok with it

Every Philadelphian

Computers were a mistake. www.vox.com/future-perfe...

Amazon’s merger with the carceral state means the same robot that delivers your package will come back later to kick in your door and detain you.

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

Olive Garden, when you're here, you're queer, get used to it

the only time i think i get the barest sense of what it's like for the rest of the US to watch Texas engage in absolute bonk-ass political fuckery is when Something, Anything is happening with the NYC mayor's office

I have a recurring nightmare that I forgot to feed and water the cat for days on end (this spans several cats' lives) what do you think that means

Bread is always good…. I don’t know what Cheesecake Factory does to that brown bread but it’s always good Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one Outback brown bread be hitting too If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks

not in my experience

Omg I know exactly who this is about

Repugnant

He is Trump, this is what Trump would say. If Trump was asked about sexual assault and cruel governance his answer would be “well I was too nice, I suffered too much, that was my one flaw”

"American cruelty masquerading as respectability is timeless." substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

Bugs are dying and the AI that's stolen our work is in everything like a metastasized cancer and genocide is ignored and people are being disappeared and the oceans boil and nobody's watching the hurricanes and bigot clowns run everything and this is the worst version of We Didn't Start The Fire

Tuesday night margaritas was a bad idea