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The Department of Sh*t Posts And Mayhem: Serving satire and mayhem since, well, now.
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I made a thing

Project 2025 architect Russ Vought, Trump’s OMB Director pick, founded the Center for Renewing America, which published a policy brief in 2022 declaring that “The H-1B Visa Program Harms American Workers & Should Be Repealed”. Seems he & Elon Musk are at odds. 1/ americarenewing.com/issues/the-h...

We made a thing! And finished it. More or less. More less than more. But meh. Good enough. substack.com/profile/2304...

Here is a page out of our first issue, celebrating the heroic acts of the GOP to suppress wages, unions, and other billionaire harming things.

It’s TIME to stop reading that MAGAzine and instead read ours.

If anyone in the #GOP is looking for some political posters or banners, we have quite the deal for you!

Now that #MattGaetz has some free time, he’s decided to team up with future Dept. of #Education leader #LindaMcMahon to work on a new children’s book. Just like #KashPatel, they both care for our nation’s minors more than they can express with words alone. #Books #Literacy #Funny #satire

We agree.

Breaking news! Or…breakdancing news? Breaking dance news? Breaking breakdancing news! Screw it. We’re making a musical.

A bit long but totally worth the read.

And that’s why they love him!! It’s a wild party on that side.

Hey, that’s not supply side Jesus! Get with the program!!

Oh Biden, please…just as the ultimate final prank on MAGA. You did all the good work. But we would be so beside ourselves if Harris got to be the first female president AND Trump got to complain AGAIN about wanting his money back for all of the wasted merch…😂😂😂

Trump, billionaire Elon Musk, billionaire Kelly Loeffler, billionaire Steve Witkoff, billionaire Doug Burgum, billionaire Scott Bessent, billionaire Jared Isaacman, billionaire Howard Lutnick, billionaire Linda McMahon, billionaire Charles Kushner, billionaire Warren Stephens, billionaire

MOMMMMMMM!!! Mom, mom, mom, mommmmmm…way u at? Call me some peeps mom. Tell them I deserve to be in charge of some stuff asap.

As we prepare for the upcoming Christmas holiday, don’t forget about that useful female companion in your life! Modesty wear at its lowest prices, at #JCPenney.

United Healthcare CEO was murdered The bullet casings had the words: Deny, Defend, Depose Fucked around found out People are tired People are done #SheShed

😂😂😂 we can totally make this an article. @texaspaul.bsky.social may we???

When they take away a woman’s right to choose nationwide, it’s not that #abortion won’t be available. It’s that it won’t be available to the #poor. It’s never been about #Religion. It’s never been about being #ProLife. It’s about cheap labor. But you’ll totally start seeing ads like this, I’m sure.

You are what you eat. So if you want to be rich, eat the rich. Follow us for more #health tips weekly! 🎉🎈🪩🪅

What’s up?! We’re Spot and Sam. We work for the Department of Sh*t Posts A Mayhem, aka Department of SPAM. We also are the mind behind an upcoming magazine called The Micropeen. We hope you enjoy bad humor! Because that’s all we seem to be able to do. Feel free so share your favorites with us!