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books, bikes, cats, cheese, and cinemas. Non-practising German. Unreliable narrator, ready for my close-up. Probably have a crush on you. For more, go here: https://linktr.ee/DerBren
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Italian family with three year old and buggy gets on the Bakerloo line. dad, who is in charge of the empty buggy, doesn’t notice it rolling away and almost rolling out the doors at Embankment. mum yells “the buggy”. three year-old, all jaded and flat-toned: “cazzeruola”

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

oh gawd I accidentally landed in the discover feed 😳

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Don’t forget to post your hot dads today

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

I rarely agree with zembles but 👇

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

“She learned in England to prefer whiskey and soda to wine, and her small talk was broadened in two senses during a winter in Vienna”. I hope FSF was proud of this sentence bc I’m still grinning

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

how it’s going

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

just witnessed a hit and run. well, heard the hit, saw the run

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Really resent the demeaning little handjob required to get a Calipo out of the tube

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Starting the Film on Film festival at the BFI with a film that’s probably going to be disturbing en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rou... before moving to something safe (Lubitsch, always Lubitsch) m.imdb.com/title/tt0018...

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I was working for a film festival and was supposed to pick Ken Loach up from the airport and he cancelled on us

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www.evitathemusical.com I bet Italian reviewers are having a field day with this

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Up there with John Crace's "dressed in shepherd’s garb and a-walking with a shepherd’s gait".

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Calling something “odious” is a big insult because Garfield did not get along with that dog

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

anybody interested in the ultimate guide to how to behave in pubs, at bus stops and in the rest of England should read this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watchin...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

made it into the Thank Yous of my friend’s book😍

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Names for possible Berlin small businesses for sale: Do you want a cup of tea darling? (Insufferable cake shop) What’s your beef? (Wagyu beef tacos) Go fuck yourself (natural sex toys) 15 € each

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

guy who quotes his own joke

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ooooooohhh 🖤🤍

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/tJ2qi9KfEZ8?... Frank Black: Hang on to Your Ego (official music video, 1993)

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to find a man who does something useful with his life, someone who can build things with his own hands, a doer

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

if I have to wear a cardigan it’s not 24 degrees I don’t care what the forecast says

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you haven’t lived if you’ve never had a Fraunholz Elisen Lebkuchen (that’s why they’re called Lebkuchen) www.fraunholz-lebkuchen.de/Elisen-Lebku...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

guy who calls the “The big smoke”

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why is going to the stupid gym always good for my stupid mental health I hate this

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments