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“Might let him dunk this pussy like he dunk the ball!!!” 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

Teyana Taylor has announced her new album and short film, "Escape Room."

She ain’t write this. She don’t believe this.

Imagine my surprise thinking last week’s episode of #Hacks was the finale only to log into Max and see a brand new one!

Do I wanna move back up to Cobb?

I love to call my grama and just let her yap!!!

Maybe I’m sposed to be single. Nourished and fed by alone. Think I be wanting somebody. But I fill this bed on my own. I’d love to be laid up with someone. But don’t want em getting on my nerves. Protecting my peace is a past time. I’m building up the World Galore.

I really have to get better at leaving mfs on read.

I would love to know what it feels like to be chosen and prioritized.

It is what it is

Sometimes you just have to accept what is. I’m accepting what IS and not what I want

The season finale of #Hacks carried!!! 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

If Eva wins this season I’m going to vomit #Survivor48

Kyle and Kamilla hive stand up!!! #Survivor48

Bitch, you better be joking. I’m bout ready to turn my shit down to 68

I’m really reminiscing on the unlimited crab legs I had when I went to the casino with my grama a couple of weeks ago. That was a good time.

Lowkey feel like I might be single forever. 😭

What’s a girl to do when she needs loving too?

Currently playing Dopamine with a whole attitude bc the ball that was dropped with this album is sinful. 😭

“And 🫵🏾 don’t say it either. Cause 🫵🏾 latina!”

I’m so proud that #RHOA is genuinely back this season. Like it’s been good every single week. Idk, they might to need to keep this cast for another season or two.

I have to really look at who will be there when I need them. Not just who I’d want to be there for. I can’t continue to extend myself miles for people who wouldn’t move a centimeter for me.

Just getting up from one !! Naps will always have time in my schedule

Excuse me, but did Destin Conrad lowkey put out the album of the year? Like this shit buss!!! 🔥

One thing about Beyonce, if you tell her you don’t want to be a part of what she’s doing, the removal be SWIFT. The sphere got that kelis treatment 🤣

This weekend really confirmed to me that I’m at the age where I now absolutely need my own hotel room on any kind of group vacation. I need a door that I can close and control everything on my side of it!

Yall be eating salmon skin?

The fabric I want for my Cowboy Carter look is so damn expensive. Like, if I buy this shit, I canNOT fuck it up or play over it. I have to execute tf out of the construction. I may have to get a pattern made for this look. Which I don’t normally do.

It feels so good to have paid off/be paying off credit card debt. Literally 1 more card to go and I’m free!

I just fucked up an unreasonable amount of crab legs at this casino.

I’m grouchy and hate loud noises.

I still want T-Pain on LEVII’S JEANS. So no, I’m not ok. Don’t ask.

When did we as a community decide to give up correcting people when they say “verse” and not “vers?”

there’s a group of Black young men on tiktok trying shit for the first time around the city 😂 they went to pilates a few days ago. and have been to salsa lessons, to try matcha and some other stuff lol i hope a brand does something with them soon cuz this is so wholesome lmao

Today is definitely a day where I’d roll over and tell my man to call of work and lay up with me. The vibe is just chill. My dog isn’t even pressing me about his morning walk and he was supposed to go out an hour ago.

The outfit I’m making for the Cowboy Carter tour is excites tf out of me

I’ll be your shotgun rider til the day I die

Anything from this section is going to take me into orbit. And look, it’s a lil cowboy boot lol

When she performs II HANDS II HEAVEN in Atlanta night 1! 😭🙌🏾

Ever since I went to Marfa ain’t no trouble on my mind. 🤷🏾‍♂️

The way I need a Missy Elliot produced song from Doechii feels primal! 😭