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Hopefully when this all ends someone remembers to shout out, "The Aristocrats!"

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A new Mario Kart and two of the world's biggest bimbos having a public falling out on the same day? John Oliver is going to be so good this week.

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He would have loved this

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Meet Erlinda, ghost hunter extraordinaire

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Oh god he thinks we’re talking about the Goonies

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Kroll Show > Big Mouth

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It’s not a hack, it’s a proven system

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You crazy kids and your wild imaginations

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Can't wait to see the cliffhanger that Sesame Street gets left on when Netflix cancels it

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"Had the protestors just let the gestapos do their job, there wouldn't have been such a chaotic scene! I blame the protestors for trying to stop the Nazi's!"

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DankPods more like CrankHogs

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Cool, now change Zaslav’s job description from CEO to Unemployed

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Based on true events

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Elite build for hangin out under the bridge

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I’m Sponging my Bob until I Square my Pants

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Correct me if I’m wrong but the Rizzler is just social media’s Urkel

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It feels like there's just so much...everything. Was it always like this and I was just too young to notice, or is this an internet age thing?

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I'll spend five days cooking up one joke and then the final result is just like "what if John Goodman farted so hard that he died"

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“The details of my life are quite inconsequential... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would…”

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That turtle is so cool, man.

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Tough choice

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has anyone studied this

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Let this radicalize you

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Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick

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Little flower goes to space.

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I'm playing two chess grandmasters by mail. One as white, the other as black. I just send them each other's moves. They both think I'm a genius. Both invite me to their homes to make love to their wives as they watch from the closet. That's when I secretly charge all my electronics. Free electricity

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The TikTok generation is finding out about bootleg products via "buying direct from the Chinese factory" but it feels unearned. You should be following a guy in Manhattan to a shady underground flea market to buy your knockoff Ray Bans like your forefathers did.

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I'll tell you what we don't need and that's an Amazon exclusive Killer Klowns reboot.

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The worst people you know will go to space and then have the audacity to return to Earth.

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Shame.

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Can’t wait until the great droughts of 2053 when Gen Z-2 asks us what went wrong and we have to tell them we collectively wasted the rest of our water supply making some shitty Gen AI action figure pictures to post on social media.

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Yeah seems like a solid plan idk what could possib-lie go wrong.

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I know you kids are loving Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite, but can I tell you about another carpenter who did something pretty miraculous in two nights? #gaming

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