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Early retired Hoosier nerd. Small town historian, small-time radio announcer. Ally to all oppressed people. TTRPG and movie nerdery at zarban.com.
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In a bad head-space this week. I’m a naturally helpful person, but some people start to treat you like a servant.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Director of the sketch comedy show wants to put a flashback into a sketch. The scene goes dark, & a younger version of the character comes on for one gag. It's... innovative? I guess?

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Getting some surprisingly negative feedback on my new soul music song, "Sell Your Mortal Soul to Me, Human".

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What do you know? People really did used to say "heels over head" instead of "head over heels".

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Ah yes, the old bumper-to-bumper semis problem.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Something I find interesting is how every stringed instrument shape gets its own name until you get to the guitar, which can have any of a thousand shapes & practically any number of strings.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, the good old days… when the phone company published the names & ages of your CHILDREN.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We're really lucky that dogs are chill with TV. Imagine if they barked at it. But somehow they figure out that stuff on TV is fake while stuff outside the window is real & needs to be barked at.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a skylight in the kitchen of the building where we do the radio show, & in locking up, i have more than once looked in vain for the switch that turns off the moon.🌔

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What do I believe? I believe that if you take a picture of a dog, you are obligated to show that picture to that dog.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

worsst burger ever

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll bet $10,000 SNL brings back George Wendt and Mike Myers this weekend to celebrate CHICAGO POPE.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

good for them & all, but if this new pope sees his shadow, we could be plunged back into freezing weather for weeks.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I just hope everyone had fun at the conclave.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: British archaeologists find 27 more Richard the 3rd skeletons under the same parking lot. "It did FEEL too easy to find him. It didn't occur to us at first to keep looking for more. We only looked again on a hunch."

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Double the President's Men Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Pompeii is like Batman. Every work about it has to give the whole backstory.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Just noticed the Olight Baton 4 is on sale for 75 bucks. Highly recommended. I've been carrying one every day for a year, & I use it all the time. The case can charge your devices. www.amazon.com/OLIGHT-Flash...

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

When I was devouring movies like a junkie, I found myself watching every Hitch I could get my hands on, including some AH Presents eps. There are still a handful of features I never got to, but man am I a fan of the man's work.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Had a meeting for the sketch show finally. Director wasted 30 minutes on small talk. 🤦 I wasted 30 minutes describing sketches instead of doing table reads. 🤦 30 minutes of actual good meeting time doing table reads. 😀Then 20 minutes of Midwestern goodbyes. 🤦

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

The thing about old men who still have their health is that they're liars. "We'll come Saturday & haul that away." They show up Tuesday.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Workin' on a banger...

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Gardening? Why yes, I have a garden.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Three houses in my subdivision have had roofers at work this spring. Since they were built a couple of years before my house, I'm guessing I don't have long....

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments