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Just paid actual money to cry and talk shit for an hour.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Please can ladies' clothing manufacturers/designers take note that not all of us larger ladies are 6ft tall. Im going to have to take out shares in wonderweb. Also it's a fucking ballache that takes me an hour to do 😭

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I don't bloody know. I've got things tomorrow.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Richard Osman is taking the piss by only half-leaving Pointless. "Oh, but I'll still do the prime-time celebrity episodes!" Fuck you. It's like me quitting my job and then saying "Ah, but I'll still come in if someone's bringing cakes for their birthday"

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Trying to be quiet wearing baggy jeans, and hanging out with people I shouldn't, and listening to now 39 takes me back to 1998, which is very old apparently. Bloody kids.

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My mates just done a quick tarot reading, and I dont know really understand. Does anyone have any ideas? Cards were queen of cups, magus, and prince of wands - it was the thoth tarot deck... if that helps. I shouldn't be messing with the yakult 🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I've been a bit feral this week 🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Oooh, is today the day?! Ah fuck it, nevernind.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

There is no excuse for a selfie. It's that bloody dress again.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Where can I find a job that pays £50k a year for sleeping on the sofa? Him indoors is doing exactly that👀🙄

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

This week, I have had 5 actual lager shandies and many zero beers. - much improvement. Slow and steady and all that. The ale belly is disappearing. Well, it was until I had a chinese late last night. I had been hankering after one all weekend, so I treated myself.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to eat toast. Might even go for 3 slices like a glutton

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Just wrote a poem about woodworm. No I don't fucking know either 🤣🤷‍♀️

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

At the not pub job (multi use venue) and I always feel a bit secret squirrel at certain bookings

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Had a night on peroni 0 for darts, home and in bed now with cheesy crumpets, and a can of cbd fizzy nonsense. Rock n roll baby rock n roll.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Want me to bring the matching mouse, too?

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Stopped drinking again. Booked a therapist.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

What a marvellous autocorrect I have just done.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I have been at work since 11.30. I haven't seen a single customer. I also haven't done all the little cleaning jobs, but I did eat my delicious homemade lunch, which was a smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel with spinach and cucumber.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Ooh, him indoors is taking me out for tea. I shall order the most expensive thing on the menu because he's pissed me off this week.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

I genuinely feel a short story coming on

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I live in a nice part of town, but in a council flat. It sounds very council today, and it never usually does. Women shouting at barking dogs, men arguing etc. Plus they're trimming trees down by the river. Very very noisy. On my day off too 🙄

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

I have since discovered there was more to Petes phone call than bacon chilli jam AND gammon. What a drama. Poor lovely, Pete.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Who rings an ex colleague at midnight, just to tell them about their bacon chilli jam? If it was Natalie from the shoe shop, I'd be concerned. But it was pete from the old pub and he was great, a real live wire in the best sense.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Let's be clear on this, I'm still as dumb at 41 as I was when I was 25. Just got less responsibilities now.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I'm on my day off and still thinking about this.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I can imagine some of you would be thinking, 'Just order a new one and go when it arrives'. I can guarantee I won't want to go then.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It's my day off & I need to burn off some stress, so I thought I'd go for a swim for the first time in a while. Tried swimsuit on. it's too small, not a major issue, but I live in the world's most fat phobic shopping town and can not get a new one in my size without going online. Scrap that idea.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ooh, only 40 minutes left of my 13-hour work day. The words 'go fuck yourself' have only been thought 99 billion times since 6pm.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Shift one over. Now, I have stopped for food before the next shift.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments