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I think Microsoft was dumb for releasing the Oblivion remaster just before Expedition 33, because Oblivion is going to steal all the attention.

I didn't even know that Gamergate 2 existed, and they already want to start Gamergate 3

I spent all my polychromes trying to obtain Vivian, and I ended up with the one S agent I don't care about.

Grummz has spent eight years and over $600,000 to create an unfinished video game DEMO, and he continues to scam backers.

Fuck, you can't 100% the Metroid Prime Trilogy because it requires WiiConnect24.

Can someone recommend a YouTube video of a funky dude bitching about the Wii U for over an hour?

Bruh.

Sony doesn’t own the guilty gear franchise, you stupid shit

This just proves that AI can't replace voice actors.

Social media is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it

Toy Story 5 has many problems, but he chose to focus on something trivial and unimportant.

Let's be honest, Stampy is probably the best Simpson character.

Botanicula!!!

You really need to download Botanicula and CHUCHEL. Those are incredible video games.

Go outside and touch some grass

This video game was fine, but I don't think I'll replay it in the future.

turns out when you tell your affluent liberal customer base to go fuck itself enough times they start to notice

Which version should I play?

I wonder why Debbie-chan is happy that Twitter is going to delete his old DMs.

Just watch porn and stop bitching about not being able to get horny playing video games.

Every time Elon is caught doing something weird, he deletes a Twitter function.

The Wii U is full of design flaws. I'm not surprised that the console was a commercial disaster.

Boy,That escalated quickly

You can't access the system settings on the Wii U without a gamepad, which is an incredible design flaw 🤦‍♂️

These games are only expensive because they're stuck on the Wii U.

I never liked that they removed the original title screens in the Metroid Prime Trilogy.

I take my Wii U out of the attic so I can play Metroid Prime Trilogy.

I forgot how stupidly long the loading times on the Wii U are.

Bro is a fan of organized crime, but he's mad about some petty crime committed by a random person.

Nintendo patented a game mechanic that they only used in one fucking video game.

The controls of Alone in the Dark: A New Nightmare are a little weird, and I'm not talking about the tank controls.

3D televisions used to give me migraines back in the day, and now VR headsets are giving me migraines too.

Marathon looks fine, but I don't have anything positive or negative to say about the game.

Great, they've found a new grift 🙄

This attention seeker is the definition of a lolcow

These people are upset because Microsoft is promoting a video game. They are just looking for any excuse to complain.

I think $100 for a bundle of old games is too much. It's cheaper to buy the games individually.

Alone in the Dark (2008) is pretty mid, but the soundtrack is fucking awesome. youtube.com/watch?v=xU7T...

Now add that tariff to everything in your grocery cart, not just one item.

The controls of Alone in the Dark: A New Nightmare are a little weird, and I'm not talking about the tank controls.