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Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
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They caught the bastard

*takes long drag off a cigarette* Yeah, I’ve tried Wellbutrin. It was the fall of 2023 and I suddenly found myself with approximately 5 boyfriends. I just thought I was really popular all of a sudden.

object permanence must be so rad, tell me what it's like to not have 4 jars of horseradish in your fridge

If music is your therapy, who’s your therapist?

They wanted a false flag and all they got was attractive leftists being respectful

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

can someone give me $20,000, I need to buy Cheetos and then also have $19,994 leftover

As much as I disagree with what Israel does - I don’t enjoy that they’re getting bombed. The people most harmed by the failure of emotional men in leadership to resolve conflicts without violence are civilians- many of them children. I hope the men in charge get their shit together.

Tel Aviv.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnIq... Oh.. and if you quit or get dishonorably discharged, you get deported

Good morning !

Tennessee headlines just from today

Newt Gingrich is another American warmongering arsehole who conveniently ignores THE FACT the USA and UK led a coup d'état in Iran in 1953 which overthrew the democratically elected SECULAR prime minister Mohammad Mosaddegh to install their preferred fucking Shah! #StandWithIranians #SayNoToWar

BREAKING: Israel Prime Minister Netanyahu says Iran “tried to assassinate President Trump twice."

BREAKING The Islamic Republic of Iran has launched another barrage of ballistic missiles towards Israeli territory.

JJ Spaun, a golfer from Los Angeles, grandson of immigrants, son of a half-Filipino, half-Mexican mother and an American father, has just won the 125th #UsOpen

All the credit that Tim Walz got as a VP candidate for good stuff that Minnesota has done? Melissa Hortman (and a bunch of other women) led the hard fight to get bills on his desk and make it politically safe for him to sign.

As a veteran, can I say, blame the President for deploying the Marines and federalizing the National Guard. Don't blame the Marines for being deployed or the Guard for being federalized. This isn't a job. You can't just say no or quit. You get court-martialed and sent to Leavenworth.

At least 12 million people ( 3.7% of US pop) took a stand against the Trump regime and fascism on Saturday. The next step is a national general strike and boycotts. When 3.5% of the whole population of a nation has begun to participate in resistance, success is inevitable. #3E #NoKings #StopICE

Retaliation- shocker Fuck this little weird dicked bitch. When is the next protest?

As a straight woman dating men I have a big thing for being seen and understood. A lot of men will desire and chase you without seeing the humanity in you

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

Sounds like our FBI has been gutted and torn down to almost uselessness. They haven't found the guy in Washington who murdered his 3 daughters, and now they can't find the guy who killed the politicians and shot others. Way to go moronic @GOP, keep taking away government workers.

I do think it’s very funny that he can’t even do the dictator shit right. Never have I seen a parade flop harder.

for anyone who still may think new york city is dead or something, the atlas park chili’s had a 90 minute wait tonight

uh oh a Father’s Day comic

Are the two people who drove their cars into people yesterday and the person who shot at people in Utah all white men? The person who murdered Democratic politicians yesterday was. Are we allowed to connect the dots? Will be media write exposes asking why white men are so violent? Or no?

I love celebrating people. I love making people feel special, considered, and appreciated. I know what’s it’s like to not feel those things and I never want anyone to feel like that. 🩵

These are the Skeets of our lives

I know it’s not a competition, but I have not one, but TWO dads who don’t care about me. 😎 Happy Fathers Day

Ben Shapiro getting all upset at the parade coverage as though he isn't used to taking part in activities where no one comes

The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.

Question: When are we going to call the white man who clearly plotted and schemed an act of violence, and shot two Minnesota law makers and their spouses out of political hatred a terrorist?

“When they slaughtered Congress, we didn't wake up. When they blamed terrorists and suspended the constitution, we didn't wake up then, either. Nothing changes instantaneously. In a gradually heating bathtub, you'd be boiled to death before you knew it.” —Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

I have to be honest. I have been weeping for two days over Melissa Hortman. The woman she was - all the good she did. Then some misogynistic Christian nationalist weirdo took her and her husband away from their kids. This is not OK. None of this is.

I’m terrible with names and not so great with faces. Unless you’re a dog, in which case I’ve permanently memorized everything about you.

Holy shit, Seattle

It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

Boston retaining its legendary status as the No Kings capital of the U.S.A. An estimated million people?!

Before the cops in LA started escalating things for no reason it was funny how my main takeaway was how much people were looking out for each other in really helpful ways. I’ve never seen so many people with carts giving away free water, sunscreen, snacks, and masks to total strangers.

not everyone should go to therapy, some of you should work through your shit publicly without professional guidance for our amusement

On #FathersDay let's recognize the dads who work so hard to support their families. Ramiro shares, "I've grown up working in the fields. I've been a tractor driver for over 20 yrs to support my family of 4. I enjoy working outside, but worry as the pay isn't great." #WeFeedYou

Don’t forget to call the reason you have an insatiable need for attention & validation today!