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two drinks in time to watch NOVA

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Has anyone considered that Biden “not recognizing” Clooney could have simply been a huge alpha move, possibly in an attempt to score with Amal?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

NEXT WEEK YA DOINKS tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

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At this point I gotta think the only reason I’m not the most famous comedian alive is that I’m too hot 😔

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

tell your mom I said what’s up

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At this point in playoff basketball I’m mostly passing judgment on the fans sitting near the court. Oh you’re getting up with 4:00 left in the half to beat the rush for concessions? Those seats cost thousands, you can make a hot dog when you get home.

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I’ve always related to Paul Atreides because I also moved from Seattle to Southern California and went insane.

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RECESSION INDICATOR: Krasinski thinks he’s Indiana Jones

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Trump asking his staff how many immigrants could fit into one of San Francisco’s famous bread bowls.

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unconscionable www.axios.com/2025/05/05/i...

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Josh Allen watching Hailee Steinfeld spit it Michael B. Jordan’s mouth

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You know you’re a guy having sex on a TV show if the woman is on top, screaming, and you’re underneath with a bemused look on your face that says “Maybe this crazy lady likes my dick a little TOO much!”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t seen the new Andor yet, but I feel confident that it won’t change my deeply-held belief that Star Wars can be good and Star Wars can be smart, but Star Wars is, ultimately, for babies. 😈

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Spending your post-apocalypse hunting one dude to the ends of the earth - when an existential threat like mushroom zombies already exists - is deeply whack. Learn to forgive and/or crochet.

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Hearing that Pope Francis was killed by the woke mind virus.

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

wish I'd known it was Francis's last 4/20 - would've lit a spliff for the pontiff 😔🫡🔥🌳

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Survivor is letting fans vote online for how they want season 50 to be played and it's the only form of democracy I'm currently experiencing.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

THIS IS TONIGHT you can see it in person (free for UCB students) or livestream it online YOU'D BE FOOLISH NOT TO tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“Hahaha oh yeah! Oh HELL yeah!” — Craig Maizin adding the 1000th “fuck” to his Last of Us script

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

this oughta move the needle

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

Next Wednesday… the Big Dawgs come out to play 😏😎🐶 Come see me, Shaun Diston, Jason Mantzoukas and @scottaukerman.bsky.social performing two person improv, live and live streamed! GET TICKETS HERE: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

“Drive Like Your Kids Live Here.” So, keep going and never look back?

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

My son has been alive for almost two months, and the fact that he hasn’t once asked me my name speaks volumes to his character. No class.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Filling your cabinet with corporate billionaires just to give them a front row seat to watch you tank the global economy has gotta be some kind of sex thing.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

I for one cannot wait to buy a smart TV made in Nebraska that only runs the Fox Nation app and sends a list of everything I watch directly to my pastor.

submitted 44 days ago • 2 comments

Gotta give it up to this guy. Today he transcended his corniness.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Having a kid will make you do all kinds of things you never thought you would, like use the word “hooray.”

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Greg met his wife at a White Lotus resort, then had her killed at a second White Lotus resort, so when looking for a place to lay low it only makes sense that he would choose a house down the street from a third White Lotus resort.

submitted 47 days ago • 3 comments

hope they’re having a fun trip

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

oh Hegseth’s drinkin tonight

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

On Mondays my brother and I usually text about last night’s White Lotus, but I think we’ll take this week off.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

All you nerds who said the White Lotus had “fallen off” because “nothing is happening” really asked for it huh

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I have never once stayed tuned after the credits for a look inside the episode and I never will.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I found a plot hole in that movie Perfect Days: he never jacks off.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, almost everything Schumer said in that interview sucked, but let’s not ignore what sucked the hardest: the article’s video intro.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

THIS WEDNESDAY we’re all getting together to be funny for once in our goddamn lives TWO-PROV from myself and Shaun Diston AND @lilyyily.bsky.social and Lisa Gilroy LIVE AND LIVE-STREAMED! Tickets: ucbcomedy.com/show/2-is-th...

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The Democrats are pathetic. Enjoy your snarky tweets, eye rolls and resistance-themed ping-pong paddles. Humiliating.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Why mince words? Tonight’s Presidential address is a Nazi rally, and anyone who says otherwise is fine with Nazis.

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

Not to make this about me but I was the one who taught Gene Hackman acting.

submitted 80 days ago • 2 comments

Men’s shirts buttoning on the right and women’s shirts buttoning on the left… what were we doing with that one?

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I’m brave enough to say what you cowards are too afraid to: the new White Lotus theme song simply does not have the juice.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I deeply believe that we must all do everything we can to: -end the global rise of fascism in our time -add a 15 second rewind option to the Peacock app

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Drove past a souped up Honda Civic with two bumper stickers: a thin blue line flag and a Pikachu

submitted 91 days ago • 3 comments