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devinsbarncat.bsky.social
I got cat scratch fever and I'm feline good. Used to work for a governor, enjoy political shenanigans, haven't been arrested (yet). Author (not sure how that happened but it did). #Liberal #Michigander #Hellraiser #Resister No DMs
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Neighbor messaged me: My 12 yo daughter has 2 friends over for her b-day and the first thing she said was "Hey! You gotta look at the neighbor lady's giant #vagina!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

In June 1994 my dad was still in Norfolk Va waiting for his ship to be finished, he missed D-Day by a month.

#NotADragQueen

in case you were wondering where your Medicaid is going . . .

Well f*ck me

Neighbor: Heads up we're out of town this weekend Me: Cool, I'll break in and drink all your beer #Friday #Neighbors

Fitting for today’s cat fight.

The polls are rigged, the polls are rigged 😆

So reassuring to have two men who have nuclear codes and all our personal information slinging mud on social media

AOC: the girls are fighting aren't they? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

And just like that, the #bromance was over. Just like their sex: quick, uneventful, and short.

I don't get much enjoyment out of politics any more, but this breakup of #TacoDon and the #KetamineKid is giving me life.

Trump and Elon broke up

As near as I can tell, we're at the final episode of Season 1.

I'm waiting to see how #TacoDon blames this one on Biden apnews.com/article/unem...

SO MUCH WINNING 🙄

#NotADragQueen

My email to my GOP Congressman: Several years ago I was out of work, hustling to make ends meet, and on SNAP (EBT). It was super embarrassing to have to use that card, but it sure helped me out. I didn't have to stress about food or how to pay for groceries.

Giving credit where credit is due!

@sista.bsky.social

I am the proud mother of 300 baby #PrayingMantis. Not sure who to talk to about maternity leave. They are all scattered around the garden. I have run out of names.

ok, just gonna say it. James should def be charged as an accomplice or something on the #SharriPapini story. WTF agrees to inflict torture and branding on someone. She lied but he's complicit as well.

Not only are Pride flags being ripped down, over the weekend a car drove by my friend who was gardening and screamed "F****T!!!" at him. I live in a very blue area. Or thought I did.

Ah, I see we're moving on from #tariffs will save the #economy to #attitude will save the #economy . . .

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#Canada we love you but please keep your smoke to yourselves

So much this . . . .

#ZeroFucks

Monsters #DogsOfBluesky #CatsofBlueSky

and THAT is why your gr-gr grandmother wasn't named until she was a year old (says the genealogist)