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Wifey is convinced fast food restaurants are turning us into cannibals. I'm boutta get on this flight and told her I'm in line at McDonald's. She gon say "Eating people early in the morning. I'm jealous" 😂😂

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

My girl gon take 3 pictures of herself the same exact way, facial expression and all, then ask me which one I like better. I'm convinced y'all have dreams about ways to fuck with us

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Y'all remember when Playstation came out with shock sticks and we was like "oh shit! The explosion scenes in the game finna go crazy!" Lmao why were we so easily impressed

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Some girl I was in a workshop with caught me in the hallway and was like, "Hey you! Yeah, you... I seen you looking". Mind you, I was never looking at this girl, but now I was. Low key she conned me into bagging her

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Freeway raps like he's taking extra looks left and right when crossing the street

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Why I'm walking my dog and some dude behind me gon scream "YELLOW DIAMONDS LOOK LIKE PEEPEE" I legit thought he had torrets for 2 secs before I took in what he was saying

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

DIA-FUCKIN-BOLICAL www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1y...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Why he put it on his momma ass crack like that 😭 he ain't even need to do alladat

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Wifey is really on her witch vibes and I love it! She outchea studying hoodoo books and doing money spells with me lol they low key working too. I always knew I would end up with a real life Tia Dalma 😂😂

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Been using this sleep cycle app that works wonders. It wakes you up gradually rather than just blaring an alarm in your ear. Our bodies aren't meant for that. You could wake up in the middle of a deep sleep cycle and now your 8 hour rest is fucked

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

My girl brought me breakfast naked while I was working in bed so I said "shake some ass". Tell me why she gon shake for 0.2 seconds. I'm like that's it??? She gon say "🤷🏾‍♀️ you said some"... ok fine!! Shake ALL the ass then! 🤣🤣😂😭

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Lmaooo yall need to stop it. Refusing to fart at home in front of your man is not manners. Acting like you don't got bodily functions 🤣🤣 I love a woman that's comfortable around me. Farting means she know I'm not leaving no matter what she do and she's right!!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Who's number 1?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone here worked with the atproto python package. I am trying to create a Blacksky news aggregator so that we can all be on the same page about the hottest conversations even if we all dont follow each other but having some auth issues. Im sure you dont have time @rudyfraser.com but if you do😅

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Another reason we need a Blacksky news board or something like Phil for Blacksky because how are we supposed to know what's hadnin round this bih. Especially if it's ppl we're not following talking bout it

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Happy 1 year of the Blacksky feed 🎈. Thanks for 10M views. Thanks for the 100K people who've used the feed. Thanks to the thousands who use the feeds daily. Thanks to the people who share the feed. Even thankful for the press mentions (as long as you spelled the name right). Shout out to y'all.

submitted 395 days ago • 9 comments

I feel so left out when I see a skeet I wanna interact with but that person has comments AND quote posts disabled. Like come on! I'm not weird I promise lmaooo

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Anderson Paak really do dress like a modern day Shakespeare lol

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Anderson .BAARK put that sh*t on!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Amsterdam literally has legal sex work and drugs and they seem... MORE than fine

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Are there any Black game devs? I'm tryna build my community up

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Why my girl over here chastising me calling me a "stupid nigga" then gon fart right after and be like "yea!" like her ass agreed with her or sumn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

every. single. time. 🙂‍↔️

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

I just need him to shake his neck a lil side to side and it's perfect

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I need to know the mental steps to getting here. What made you wanna learn this and how many fuck ups did you make to get this good? How do you avoid losing a finger in the training process to getting that good?

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a friend come out to me that he's gay and has a partner now. Low key it actually made me feel so proud of him for allowing himself to just be happy as his true self but also proud for me that I'm a chill and comfortable enough person that he was willing to let me know

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

from where I'm standing ol boy and got no shirt, maybe a tank top, with a chain on. she might have read right 🤣🤣

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Why my girl over here chastising me calling me a "stupid nigga" then gon fart right after and be like "yea!" like her ass agreed with her or sumn

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments