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Trader Joe’s Pizza Sprinkle Seasoning

This is how I feel, separating egg whites and discarding the yolks—especially in this economy.

Has Notch seen the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite yet?

ZOOCHOSIS

good days

Is the freecreditreport.com band playing Coachella this year?

Gimme more

Trader Joe’s dried pineapple is a grotesque lie

dujour means family

Why don’t we have publicly funded gyms?

Twenty-two years ago to this day, I was playing THPS2 and watching CNN.

WHAT THE FUCK

If there’s one thing that brings Gen X, Y, and Z together, it’s Limp Bizkit. They are the chosen ones who need to lead the general strike.

Hear me out… It’s The Oregon Trail video game, but instead, you’re navigating Costco on a Saturday.

We must protect the MDFoodieBoyz at all costs

Thank you, ECCC! For me, it truly was the best day I’ve had there. A huge thank you to all the amazing artists, creators, and staff for their hard work—I really appreciate them taking the time to humor me, chat, and sign my shit. Goodnight, Seattle!

Todays reading- The Department of Truth

B Bb G Bb G

Was it really a crime to download Shawn Mullins, Lullaby on Napster?

I’m stoked for the Everybody Loves Raymond universe to be added into the next Fortnite season

Is that world of shirts kid the ambassador to Japan now?

Todays listening

Never forget the coup d'état of Chuck E Cheese

When I grow up I want to be a writer for the puppy bowl

What member of the cabinet is reserved for Travis Kelce?

Forget a general strike, this is the energy we need in DC

Todays listening- Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso Possibly the greatest Tiny Desk ever? youtu.be/9kqnsoY94L8?...

Do you think president Leon bought big balls a horse?