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Surviving through Escapism and looking at dogs | Lusting for Lustrons & Pining for the house from the original Parent Trap movie #uglydogs
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Your boss is gonna ask if your WiFi works from the fallout shelter

Do they make robot vacs for faux turf?

Toad poured many glasses of water over his head.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

Quote skeet with a picture of an airplane you’ll accept as a bribe.

When you’re down, and troubled, and you need a helping hand, and nothing no, nothing is going your way, you just call out my name, and I’ll know wherever I am, and I’ll come running because I’ve installed advanced surveillance software on your phone.

Q made a wedding registry for his Kobuk, if you care to sponsor dog jackets, etc! Or just read through for a glimpse into equipment. (I'm with his family and showed them this and his cousin pulled me aside, concerned, and said "Does Q know what watersports means?") www.zola.com/registry/bra...

You don't have to give up because people tell you to. ❤️

there isn’t really much of an advantage to floating around your house when you’re a ghost. turns out all the stuff in here was basically set up at the correct height for when I was walking around

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

Too scared to sleep because it brings me closer to the horrors of tomorrow

Bulk trash day feels like fat camp

Fellow NSA - National Security Agency veterans. Look at what’s happened at the National Cryptologic Museum. They covered up with brown paper the photos of Women in American Cryptology. All in response to President Trump’s anti-diversity executive order.

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

I got dressed up to go out but had to change my hair because I looked like a star wars character…now I look like NightMan

Artist uses nontoxic paint to defy “ugly” stereotypes about her dogs breed. 14/10

Reposting for visibility. Someone who contributes so much to others is in a position where they can use the support now.

I like the part in “Shoop” by Salt ‘n Pepa where she says “I swear, I stared, my niece my witness” because most songs don’t even bother to include independent third party verification of their claims.

Simply don't care about the bob dylan movie. I want a wallflowers movie

Roses are redde Noble are the manatees Yf we wante a bettir future Teach artes & humanityes

Such an important part of our history. Even in our worst moments, people of courage show us the path forward.

just because everything is public doesn’t mean u have to be a piece of shit about it

got a pumpkin pie from costco that could legally qualify as a fourth bedroom

But what’s buried in the tomb BENEATH the food pyramid?