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''I am a fucking legend.'' - Lockwood 1:12 he/him | dances with windows @p0026k | 仏語OK — DDR 5149-7919 / IIDX SP 中伝 (DJ GRUNDL)
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Just squashed a two month long running bug at work. Hands above head, loudly exclaimed "esports!!!" I will be hearing abt this in my mid year evaluation

jira update has an overview titled "Welcome to the new transition experience" and Im staring at this low hanging fruit wondering how much I want to make my conservative coworker have an aneurysm

Burn it down & Plant seeds

【お知らせ】この度『ファイアーエムブレム ヒーローズ』にて神装英雄『傭兵団の副長 ティアマト』を担当させていただきました。よろしくお願いいたします。 I drew "Titania: Mighty Mercenary" for Fire Emblem Heroes. #FEヒーローズ #FEH #FEHeroes

detroit tigers leading the league... nippon ham fighters leading the league... deploy tactical shorts locals light 30 pack...

Stopped by the middle eastern grocer by my work yesterday. Couldnt find the canned dolmas. Asked the clerk where to find them. She points me to em and goes "You get someone to make dolmas for you?" Top 10 hardest thing Ive ever done is explaining to this lovely iraqi lady I have no bitches

Fun Tech Tip: "k8s" stands for "keep yourself safe"

Unceremoniously banned from emblemcon for going up and asking ppl "hey whats the name of the flier base class again?" "Peg knight" "Dont mind if I do 🥴"

A musing: ILOVEMAKONNEN deemed it noteworthy enough to write about "the club going up on a Tuesday," and Kanye found it odd enough to ask "what you doing in the club on a Thursday?" Apparently clubbing Wednesday is either so mundane its not worth writing about, or so outrageous it cant be mentioned

Antimony gotta be the most unserious element name

Were reaching I look like this levels previously not thought possible

Rare WHAT

They never asked if they could use my likeness for the box art wtf

$10,000,00,000 but every time u have to pee ur dick gets hard

Slipstream 10.3 is one of the best jubeat charts Ive ever played I done creamed myself on con sunday

Ive seen two if not three deedlit cosplayers in the last 30 minutes at acen. People care about lodoss?? Did something happen I didnt hear abt??

Another 100 beers to the Donald E Stephens Convention Center

fumodelo friday (we look like that in michigan)

Mr. Koshary; Wasfi At-Tall St. 80, Amman, Jordan https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=31.9862371%2C35.8800967&query_place_id=ChIJkZBb_DCgHBURfAwZHAAmS7E

No doomerposting I have popn music Im hapy :D

Chrom sketch

Im going to die alone probably

White people dont say "thats that shit I dont like" anymore they say "Im announcing a 125% reciprocal tariff on this"

FUN PARTY TRICK: Heat your penis with a blowtorch then trick people into holding it

with a whopping 8.5 hours before leaving for acen the manic cosplay crunch is Done (asterisk)

I was going to make a "knows what sex is / fucks" quadrant meme for music youtubers but I realized every single one of them is in the "knows what sex is / doesn't fuck" square

Getting asked in the sauna why there are so many burn marks on my chest "Haha my girls a smoker 😜" (I pan fry pork belly in boxers on a weekly basis)

fucked up at the crib playing Father 2

I was gonna give up on this last minute acen cosplay BUT... when Im at work at the workbench with a heat gun and dremel everyone thinks Im working....

Anyone Mind If A White Boy Speak A Little Hanguk-eo This Evening

When I say some shit like "going sans undertale in the pussy" and u tell me Im just making things up u are only snitching on urself

It would feel so good to be shirtless in jean shorts sitting on this roof drinking an old style

Fart Friday

10 minutes later me and the bestie ass I hate it here so much

the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville

GOOD MORNING

急に全てが嫌になったウーパールーパー⑪

Explaining double jump armor to Americans: Okay so imagine a car crash, but only one of the drivers has insurance

Ive spent damn near the entirety of my twenties trying over and over and over to get in shape and have a physique I can be even marginally proud of and fucking up for no reason other than sheer ineptitude and sliding back down Its never going to happen and Im running out of reasons to keep trying

Yeah, I'm pushing 30 (car batteries off a cliff)