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dicebourbon.bsky.social
Illustrator/designer, FOT, midwesterner. Looking for my next thing.
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MF Doom commission for Heroes Con next week

Los Angeles, 2025 📸 afpphoto

Restocking Moon System desk mat in a few months. Stay tuned 💙🌙💫

Two little Hitlers will fight it out until One little Hitler does the other one's will

I think there is now sufficient available memory for every Zelda game to have an option where Link opts out and there's no adventure. just goes and lives a normal life instead. gets a job at Lon Lon Farm. dies of old age. he deserves this

OH at the artsy furniture/design goods store: "I can't use my car because a skunk just gave birth in there" 🦨

Drawing on a lifelong love for maps, ciphers, and astronomical charts, Shane Drinkwater continues to explore the possibilities of fictional cosmic networks. www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/06/shan...

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An announcement: After 18 years, TechCrunch and I have parted ways. www.linkedin.com/posts/mikebu...

witch’s desk ✨🌿

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me watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs do his little vaudeville act on the diner counter

Burglar says requiring permission to enter homes would kill the burglary industry.

To Repels Ghosts, 1986 #artbots #basquiat https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5295

Act fast, The Apples in stereo have some rare physical media up on their @bandcamp.com page including vinyl copies of the classic “Discovery Of A World Inside The Moone” theapplesinstereo.bandcamp.com/album/the-di...

i love trans people. i love us. we will fucking survive

another Fall song that I'm hearing for the first time that I adore youtu.be/YmoJzM51qaA?...

In memory of George Wendt, RIP 🖤

For the past 10 months I have been experiencing probably one of the worst creative depressions of my life bc of real anxieties that I won’t exhaust you with. But I’m feeling more inspired this week than I have in a long time. Idk where it came from or if it will stay, but here’s to hoping…

RIP www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/58192/...

There has to be a way for the Onion to avoid using the word “is” without being so awkward. It’s so distracting

I've had a very wholesome day of connecting with people who like my work and seeing my art on their phones thanks to sharing my wallpaper pack, so here I am once again doing it 60(!) images and min amount of £2 for this week (but any extra support means a lot) — link in replies!

Thank heavens for @wardjenkins.bsky.social 's tag #moreartlessdoom 😍

Zoom, io non sono italiano

Hey! How are the 3 humans who see my posts here this morning! This is my Spiders Mouse tee, “terracotta” color variant on Comfort Colors for my s H0 p . I have my own thing now since I got fired by the man a year ago

Even if you know nothing whatsoever about AI, I don't think this could make it clearer what your disposition towards the industry as it stands should be.

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the show is back from break with Four Letter Word Season! First up, one of the most versatile words: it can be a noun, verb, punctuation, expostulation, full sentence on its own; it can be an intensifier, an insult and a compliment... and a Category A swear, one of your faves theallusionist.org/ffff

okay but THIS time | patreon.com/lubchansky

Listening through all the Tennis albums, I realize I don’t know about 80% of these lyrics I’ve heard hundreds of times

Our colleagues in the Vox Media Union have put together a Go Fund Me. Please, if you've enjoyed what we do... If I've ever helped you in some way... If you've ever loved something more because of what we've written... Please give what you can. The next few weeks and months are going to be hard.

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

DEIR AL-BALAH, Gaza Strip (AP) — The World Food Program says its food stocks in Gaza have run out under Israel's nearly 8-week-old blockade.

because the economy is a mess. because making shit for the algorithm is soul crushing. because the work never ends. I've started a podcast with the brilliant @anamariecox.bsky.social where we talk, and I mean REALLY talk, about money. starting 5/7 wherever you pod youtu.be/bF3GMRWw9js?...

May 7 is the debut of Past Due (@pastduepodcast.com), a show about the hustle and heartbreak and triumph behind trying survive in an economy that doesn’t want you to. First episode with @pftompkins.bsky.social is a *banger.* You can become a Patron now or subscribe wherever you get your pods.

Looking forward to this! Unrelated: I was recently kicked in the head by a horse so hard that it made a sound like a Shohei Ohtani home run

are you kidding? due process for everyone? do you know how long that would take

Painting what I see

You sound lonely and so you will die lonely. May the groundskeeper forget your grave.

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Constituents to Chuck Grassley: "Are you bringing back that guy from El Salvador?" Senior Citizen: “If I get an order to pay a ticket to pay $1200 and I just say ‘no’, does that stand up? Because he just got an order from the Supreme Court and he just said ‘screw it’” “I’M PISSED!”

there is an upcoming lie cheat and steal episode about this phenomenon. it'll be out in early may. it is illegal in most other countries

had a dream last night about a eurotrance song that featured morrissey and in the video he was living in a dumpster making bone broth out of fish skeletons like heathcliff

If you can clock who this is meant to be instantly you are on the computer the perfect amount. You’re doing find don’t even worry about it.

I started *looks directly at camera* in 2015/2016 because a certain editor-in-chief told the newsroom that we couldn’t call Trump a liar or racist on social media. He encouraged us to use emojis like 🧐 or 🙃 instead. I came up with *looks directly at camera* instead. And here we are.

"gender-affirming care" is. nothing more than a mealy-mouthed euphemism for TRANSGENDER HEALTHCARE

I'm making a game — concept art below, check replies for more info!