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dickqueso.bsky.social
your hot wife listens to my podcast when ur at work
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sorry i havent posted, i was watching porn

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

mondays more like mundane am i right

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

#resist these nuts in ya mouth

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

this is a Woke Account

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

if given the chance, i will shit

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

the banks wont approve my shit, they said i’m too gangsta

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

eating from a trough in a mud pit, like a hog

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

nooo! my precious gold has been stolen.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

don’t talk 2 me & don’t like my shit,

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

submitted 8666 days ago • 101 comments

palsy is a cool name cause its got “pal” in it .

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

hi new friends, i suckk

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

due to tariffs, double meat at chipotle now costs an arm and a leg (literally)

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

want 2 do more for my community, like spray paint more buildings

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

You now have an infinite number of balls.

submitted 54 days ago • 3 comments

always gettinh into cop cars thibkinh it my uber

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

we are living in the golden age of economics nerds screenshotting incomprehensible charts with captions like "holy fuck"

submitted 53 days ago • 9 comments

me rn (chilling)

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

waiting fir my uber, destination is off a cliff

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

still, no

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

guilty of smelling like bacon

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

it’s friday who wants to fucking smoke some weed

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

thinking about shit

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

just wait until these tariffs kick in, my gregg jeffries rookie card is gonna be worth $3.66

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

if i really liked broccoli and my name was rob id probably go by Broccoli Rob 🥦💯

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

sorry i havent posted, i was sleeping

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

they dont make white trash parties like tbey used to

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

sunday is for church, and by church i mean smoking weed and jacking off

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

mr smell your girl. we stopped inviting him to the function

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

i’m just kind of existing

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

creamy cheese (not to be confused with cream cheese), that’s the stuff

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

still thinking about the weekend

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

You shouldn't be vandalizing the cemetery like that. The spirits are gonna get you

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

it’s friday, thinking about the weekend

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

counting my fingers, just to make sure theure all there

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

fuck cop friday

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments