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diction.bsky.social
Actor. Comedian. Possibly something else. Hopefully failing upwards.
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Peanut butter and onions. I learned it from the movie Little Monsters and have had it several times over my life: it’s pretty fuckin good.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Eagerly awaiting a new Shrek movie at this point, how you doing?

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I faked a ghost video and submitted it to the top paranormal clip compilation YouTube channels. Not to be malicious just because I thought it was funny. So far it’s doing gangbusters on the Slapped Ham subreddit.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

59 followers to 1k. I’m a greedy bitch who likes even numbers. Share this shit.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Here I am to recommend movies to you because i have no jokes sorry.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 230 comments

Bro, Nintendo is so dissociating from anyone who loves games.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My name is Nintendo and I hope you’ll spend $70 for a re-skin of Mario Kart 8.

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

i recently saw that approximately one third of nba fans believe that there is a very small man living inside every basketball. to be clear i think it’s absolute nonsense, and even if it were true — IF it were true, which it is NOT — it would be terribly sad. why would you make up a story like that

submitted 70 days ago • 67 comments

I’m trying so hard to be more positive in this space but that Nintendo Direct absolutely wiped away any good will I had for them. Those prices would have been ridiculous 10 years ago. I’ll use emulators.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Nintendo out here pretending they’re inventing DLC so the $70 game you paid for can look a little better. C’mon man.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Nintendo made a dedicated button on the new Switch so you can use Discord and watch your friend play in 13fps.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Not trying to be jaded buuuut Burnout Paradise did this a decade ago? Do I hashtag something Nintendo here?

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

youtube.com/shorts/P0ato...

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching Anora because it’s great and I need it. Streams resume tomorrow.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

My wife finally was up to watch @joshruben.bsky.social Heart Eyes and we loved it!!! My wife did really enjoy seeing her teen crush @devonsawa.bsky.social in some of the tightest jeans known to man 🤣

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

ARTISTS! One of my favorite places to buy art supplies from, Cheap Joes, is closing. They offered such good deals on art supplies and I always went here first. They're closing April 30th, but if you need to top up or try new supplies, I suggest buying from them before it ends. cheapjoes.com

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/fYpqrt9uLZE?...

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Opened up Twitter (not X) to see this shit.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like an alien here on this app.Twitter used to have a vibe that my neurodivergent brain could figure out kinda and connect to. I dunno just rambling here.

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

Can’t offer much except TV show recs lately. Dope Thief: really awesome. Funnier than it should be, also we need more Bryan Tyree Henry and Wagner Moura team ups.

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

May or may not be shaving my head on stream today. Who knows. www.twitch.tv/diction

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments