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Hi friends! Liv and I are running the B.A.A. 5K for Special Olympics Massachusetts in April. Our fundraising goal is $500. Please chip in if you can for this amazing cause 💛💙 fundraise.specialolympicsma.org/index.cfm?fu...

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Absolutely devastated that college football is coming to an end but I have a good feeling about this game 🍀

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I’m going to save so much time from the TikTok ban

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I have a dumb question for criminal attorneys. How does the counts thing work? Like when someone gets charged with three (3) counts of murder but they only murdered one (1) person

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That’s just my DMs

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@dietcokeesq.bsky.social

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Sometimes I see the most unhinged cases and I’m like ohhhh you’re going home with @esqinhiding.bsky.social

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Charles marrying his side piece, George W Bush

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How do people with sensory issues have children? Noises, touching, etc.

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OC has been increasingly aggravating and frankly, weird. I looked him up on Unicourts and saw that he is actively fighting a DUI charge. Good luck, brother

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Love telling opposing counsel that they are fighting ghosts when something is getting overlawyered

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I’m going to record myself screaming and send it every time someone asks me a question that I already answered 10+ times in the past

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Oh no, but unfortunately the thoughts and prayers you requested is still under review

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I promise to quit drinking and stop being an asshole if and only if confirmed as Secretary of Defense. If not, I will continue drinking and being an asshole

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A man is likely to embarrass you, always. Don’t let him be 5’8”

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Barely made it but still made it

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External counsel is harassing me (in-house counsel) to harass the client about a deadline. I did not learn how to handle this in law school

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Joe Burrow is so good for fantasy football but he looks so sad 😭

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