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discognate.bsky.social
truth is, the skeets were rigged from the start
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a bit amazed that intelligence dance music is none of those things

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make like a tree and bark, puppy

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yesterday i asked myself what i wanted to be when i grew up. #9 will shock you

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you should see me rn bro im out here transmogrifying into a strategic asset bro

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what does it mean if she looks at me kinda... algorithmically

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boys will not say anything and then say something

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SHAREholders? sounds. commie

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"how does a uterus fit?" it doesnt. it pushes your ass out

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shitting by camping lantern doesnt have the same vibes when youre not camping

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long ass intros? bomb. long ass outros? unacceptable. this song doesn't need 1:27 of you trying to decide how to end it. "but @discognate.bsky.social what about post rock" ineffably wrong question. that "outro" is the same as the first 17 minutes of this song, dickass. its perfect.

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do you think the designers of arabic intended for maktub to ring like hawk tuah???

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opening the discord, reading the past 6h of conversation, replying to 2 different messages with memes, making a half baked reference, then exiting the discord for another 2-3 business days

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on a pleasant thursday evening such as this you can find me commenting "baddie" on senior citizens facebook pics

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

everybody gangsta (willing to invest in their employees) until its time to do gangsta shit (invest in their employees)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

submitted 8 days ago • 42 comments

subskeeting shit i made up in my head

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receiving death threats for posting racist shit is a bit much. lets do better guys

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imagine the immediate and lasting impact you could make for the prince of darkness if you got rid of the prayer hands emoji

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i have a confession. not all of my posts are actually original.. maybe about 5/8ths are derivative. or about 15.875mm for my metric audience

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

cast a line. hook the moon. reel it in. "hey dipshit" says the moon. "you used a circle hook". it unhooks itself and returns to its rightful place. no one will ever believe you.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

everybody is talking about chappell roan instead of the july 17, 1981 hyatt regency walkway collapse and the reforms it brought

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today is thursday and im not gonna do anything about it actually

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having to pee in some vague and undefinable way has to be in my watchmojo top 10 bedtime gripes fr

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you see sorted clothes, i see segregation. i hate how my brain works

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i will absolutely never put on the top sheet. fitted sheet and a good blanket or two is all you will ever need. top sheet is a scam!!!! wake up !!!!!

submitted 14 days ago • 24 comments

tres leches calls to the lactose intolerant like the mask

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the failure of big recycling to make logos that you dont have to decipher and memorize is a disaster on par with the hyatt regency walkway collapse

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the nurse looks up from the ultrasound monitor and says "its a boy" "no shit" says the patient. "what about the baby?"

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you ever catch yourself in the reflection at the bottom of your coffee cup and think- damn

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disney adults and nintendo fans are functionally equivalent

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while you were out socializing i was studying the precise balance of my phone in my hand

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

every guy has that one friend. thats so straight. that you can kiss him and it wouldnt be gay because hes so straight

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keep forgetting kate mara isnt british tbh

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worst place to get in an argument has to be in a pool. how do you even storm out of that? forcefully wade? butterfly??

submitted 18 days ago • 24 comments

the modern gentlemans abode must contain at least six or seven orreries. any less and he may not claim the title

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

not only is the abyss staring back, its giving me fuck-me eyes

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i am, in all senses but monetarily, bankrupt

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

MAGICIAN: is this your card CROWDMEMBER: um... no MAGICIAN: *blushing* well youre just so distracting and cute i cant do it right with you watching

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sometimes i get upset when people dont text me back and then i remember that they have an iphone instead of a good notification system

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

my city is putting spots in the tap water again. all over my fucking car. impossible. that shit cant be good for health

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

"people of the jury" is the same as "hey chat"

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

nice nose ring, triscuit lover

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

the sooner we all accept that we have to throw a few orphans in the crushing machine here and there to maintain our ideals, the more productive we'll be politically

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

coke freestyle machines are diabeetus fixers turned diabeetus dispensers

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the predator drone entered service in 1995 which means bill Clinton had access to it. not like that admin needed any more predators tho

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