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Just spoke to my dad. He's been caught on a TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@thelonsdale...

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We've been doing a thing where you grow butterflies from caterpillars, and the time has come to release them, so we've come to the park. Kid was desperately hoping she'd be able to hold one on her hand, and she was. It sat there for a while, then flapped a bit and fluttered away. Magical.

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Genuinely would be the fastest way to get kids off their phones and into the museum.

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The most frustrating thing I encounter with my job is that I spend most of the week absolutely paralysed sifting through documents unable to write a word, but I seem to hit a groove about 2-3 pm on a Friday and get absolutely loads written.

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My only objection to this meme is that the woman in blue should be about 83ft tall

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Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.

submitted 9 hours ago • 5 comments

I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 20 hours ago • 227 comments

So Elon reckons Trump will have him killed, eh? That's gonna tough, can't really stage an accidental overdose, or car explosion, or his car inexplicably veering off the road.

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"You're technically not losing rights, because you've been operating under the misapprehension that you had more rights than you actually did" Cool man. I have a report that you may find very interesting

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

Taking off my shitposter: the reason we are being SO jokey is we clearly see these terrifying people shouldn't be in charge of everything, are destroying and stealing the entire country, we are powerless to stop it because even the Democrats hate us, and one day people will say no one saw it coming

submitted 15 hours ago • 20 comments

These high agency males. Which agency are they from and what are they high on?

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Which means that if you live in the UK and get up about 7 you'll be just in time for Elon's small hours ket thoughts.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I know there's a lot going on but if you want something calming, the softly spoken Australian guy who's been spending the last eight years recreating the Antikythera Mechanism on YouTube just released a new video of another bit.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

this is grade-A hating. you can't help but respect it

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

"two high agency males really going at it"

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"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

submitted 1 day ago • 274 comments

If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

submitted 1 day ago • 130 comments

stay strong, patriots. mommy and daddy’s divorce is a deep state psyop. they still love each other very much. there WILL be christmas presents this year.

submitted 1 day ago • 75 comments

You know what would really cement a great evening for posting? Rupert Murdoch dropping dead.

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is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

submitted 1 day ago • 44 comments

Incredible posting from Cheong here, imagine having the ability to weigh in with a take so lumpen and wrong, truly the world's densest man.

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It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

submitted 1 day ago • 57 comments

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

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Yall im crying

submitted 1 day ago • 127 comments

kanye on his way with a fishing rod, bucket of kfc & some cans

submitted 1 day ago • 13 comments

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

submitted 1 day ago • 85 comments

remember when yevginy prighozin decided he was more important than putin and his plane exploded and putin was just like well, I hope we’ve all learned a valuable lesson today

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Right, what we need is for Trump to abolish DOGE out of spite so we see Big Balls being escorted out of whatever building he's currently in by the FBI.

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I might have to turn my work PC back on. I need more than one screen to follow this

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It would be so funny if Trump deported all those white South African guys that just got there.

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There’s a non-zero chance this ends with S Miller getting Musk denaturalized and deported.

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Palantir is also falling quite steeply in case anyone was keeping an eye on Denethor right now

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Zia Yusuf quits Reform and then ELon comes along all "no, I'll show you how you do a massive undignified flounce". what a day

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Elon reckoning he's got another forty years is even more optimistic than that waxy dipshit who's trying to live forever.

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