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XY⬇️⬆️, comrade!

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 28 days ago • 717 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 139 comments

We are born of the blood, made men by the blood, undone by the blood. #Bloodborne

submitted 30 days ago • 16 comments

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

submitted 41 days ago • 203 comments

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

submitted 45 days ago • 165 comments

beer commercials were they play the ecstasy of gold make make me mad like you’re piss water not a sickass standoff

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

>jesus is Andrew Tate for the left happy easter guys

submitted 49 days ago • 18 comments

disciple 1: he’s alive! returned from the dead! disciple 2: did he roll away the stone? disciple 3: did he show you the holes in his hands? judas: did he uh. did he mention me

submitted 49 days ago • 93 comments

im not a fan of getting my balls sucked on but im not NOT a fan either u feel me

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they don’t make fuckbuddies anymore because everyone is poly now. you have to do a land acknowledgement before you get your back blown out due to woke

submitted 49 days ago • 22 comments

half paying attention did you see the uk made it illegal to shit and piss?

submitted 49 days ago • 12 comments

There’s a tornado warning for the Texas town with the world’s largest knife, and baby, I wanna see some results

submitted 49 days ago • 77 comments

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

submitted 49 days ago • 808 comments

one thing that Democratic politicians should take note of is that the overlap between “great political optics” and “actual morally good stuff” is really big right now

submitted 51 days ago • 159 comments

The cats were bugging me to feed them so I got up and did a little earlier than normal. I went bad back to bed and instead of eating they followed me back into bed and are staring at me like it’s not enough to feed them, I have to also start my morning routine early because I already fed them.

submitted 51 days ago • 9 comments

Three people on my timeline simultaneously gushing over Armored Core 6 this morning. A reminder that it's one of the coolest action games ever. Not just in recent years, I mean period. It has some amazing story beats, too. I really hope we don't have to wait another decade for the next one.

submitted 51 days ago • 8 comments

“You can still enjoy Harry Potter as long as you’re not financially supporting Rowling, like fanfiction and discussion boards.” Disagreed, stop using any of your energy to direct attention to Harry Potter in any form. Do anything else with your time.

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

the autistic curse of seeing the iceberg coming, being called hyperbolic and having everyone get mad at you when you point it out, and then watching them be shocked! when we crash into it. who could possibly have seen this coming?! no one predicted it except those people we don’t take seriously

submitted 52 days ago • 77 comments

Quick shitty doodle of my feelings after fighting the final boss after so much build up from Edgerunners + actual game (I was playing on the highest difficulty too, not very balanced of a game hu?) #cyberpunk #cyberpunk2077 #comic #silly #games #fanart

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

pulling off the mask on the united states and revealing it was scam nation this whole time

submitted 59 days ago • 109 comments

“At least I got to say slurs again,” the finance guy who never stopped saying slurs thinks to himself as he opens his 37th story office window and looks at the sidewalk below.

submitted 60 days ago • 50 comments

I still think it’s ridiculous that women need to pay for sanitary products

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

every person online who thinks the tariffs are a good idea are people who are trying to figure out how to take their first step as a huamn being

submitted 63 days ago • 639 comments

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 64 days ago • 684 comments

me: oh i have something special for you but i left it in my jag her, a car girl: oh wow i love luxury cars take me to it me, digging around in my denim bag: i’m sorry what was that?

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

I just can’t imagine being so mentally weak that you’d allow your sense of morality to be changed because someone was rude to you online, but that’s like half the media. Half of them are like well I used to think poor people should get healthcare…but that was before PissBoner27 levied his cruel axe

submitted 69 days ago • 72 comments

Time for #DistantWorlds!

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

sure she might be Your girlfriend but its My Piss in her water bottle

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

one last ghost. this one was an evil person. still is. evil, not a person.

submitted 95 days ago • 23 comments

Bruh why did the sky in London turn orange at 5pm?

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

submitted 103 days ago • 96 comments

As a bisexual man, I am mildly surprised by how many lesbians I follow on social media - but then again, they're all really entertaining. Toxic yuri is great but pathetic yuri is truly peak, and I wish them all well in their romantic endeavours.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

YOOO what kind of animal was on my car???

submitted 107 days ago • 16 comments

comedian FUCKS heckler on stage "Thats what happens when you bring politics"

submitted 108 days ago • 65 comments

can someone let the senile president’s eldest son know that his father’s chief vizier wants to impregnate his teen daughter

submitted 108 days ago • 23 comments

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

submitted 108 days ago • 137 comments

look at this little guy

submitted 113 days ago • 139 comments

Mr. Kitty probably gets annoyed with all the little outfits I get for him… But I can’t help it when he’s this cute! 😍 He proceeded to knock the shades off his face a few moments later. #cat #cats #catsky #blueskycats #catsofbluesky #meow #pets #bling #shades #cute #iflookscouldkill #Kitty

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol

submitted 112 days ago • 51 comments