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divaty.bsky.social
Here’s your one chance, Fancy, don’t let me down…
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Spaceships don’t come equipped with rear view mirrors

Me, everyday:

I’mma just reuse last year’s vision board since none of those visions came to fruition

It’s burned… This champagne was obviously frozen in the bottle at some point

2025 better act like it got some sense

My energy for 2025 ✨

When Elphaba starts tarrying & speaking in tongues…

Sure, Apple. Sure.

What’s the opposite of a yapper? That’s me.

My Mom would’ve been 88 today.

A WORD!

HBO/Max released a Nikki Giovani project ‘Going To Mars’ earlier this year. It won an Emmy. If you haven’t seen it, it’s still available on MAX.

Dancing through life

Idk, man.

Every time I see the words “through thick & thin” in any kind of anniversary or celebration of love post…I automatically think somebody cheated 🥴

Whole time there was a bullet train to the Emerald City!

Wicked has become my entire personality. Welcome.

Ash Ketchum choosing his starter Pokémon: 🍃🔥💦

Ciara crawling on that car was a historic moment.

Bros a dork, a dweeb, a dingbat

👏WE👏FORGAVE👏THE👏OTHER👏REINDEER👏TOO👏QUICKLY👏THEY👏WERE👏ASSHOLES👏TO👏RUDOLPH👏THOSE👏SCARS👏DON'T👏JUST👏DISAPPEAR.👏THEY'RE👏SHOUTING👏OUT👏WITH👏GLEE👏ALL👏OF👏A👏SUDDEN?👏FUCK👏Y'ALL👏AND👏YOUR👏PLAIN👏ASS👏NOSES!👏

A LOVE JONES WALMART COMMERCIAL IN 2024???

Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!! Take it away, DMX!

WHAT YOU KNOW BOUT SAM SPARRO???

Not Like Us shot back to the top of the charts like a Christmas song 😭😭😭

OMG I love this movie! They used to play this all the time on like HBO 4

Forming your own opinions without internet peer pressure >

Soooo since Drake filed the lawsuit, “Not Like Us” sales have increased 440% and theres been a 20% increase in streams….

Name a movie you are positive no one remembers but you.

Name a movie you are positive no one remembers but you.

asians finding out the hard way it wasn’t black people taking their college admissions is very funny to me

Y’all ain’t left no damn twitter all my folks still over there

These Black Friday deals are all “take 10% off of this used napkin” use code DUMBBITCH!

DMX should be here for the Drake slander 🥺.

Xtina is killing my me. 😂 I would’ve added her version of O Holy Night

GOOD

I need bookmarks now!

- they play so much. 😭

Drake and Tr*mp have a lot of similarities and no I will not elaborate.

- me singing “I Am Changing” like I’m in the movie every single time.

June 29, 2018.

Just started Severance and I’m so confused

Every few weeks my therapist and I have what I call “A Sony Spider-Man Session” because there’s nothing new to say but it’s best to keep the franchise alive