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I didn’t even realize that Phish announced additional Summer Tour shows yesterday until just now. The FOMO is officially gone and I’m finally *over* it! 🎉

My man 🥰

The duality of man.

Came in 2nd place in the F.U. Open today! ⛳️

Just a boy and his antipasti.

Refreshing to know that there are still people who feel strongly enough about me to block me without ever having an interaction, when I haven’t been on X in almost a year and don’t post a relentless stream of shit here

Today would have been my parents’ 37th wedding anniversary. Giving my mom the biggest hug in the world when I get home from work later.

I really need to start thinking of more things to keep myself occupied during my 1hr lunch break.

What a great end to the holiday weekend. #TheDailySunset 🌅

What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut?

“You all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for ya, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like goin' down to the pond chasing bluegills or tommycats. This shark will swallow you whole. Shakin'. Tenderizin'. Down you go.”

Now that it’s officially Memorial Day, I can finally celebrate with my first Jaws viewing of the season 🦈

There are only five bands you’re allowed to listen to on the Memorial Day: - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Allman Brothers Band - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Grateful Dead - Radiohead That’s it, folk. Anything else is unAmerican.

It’s officially Race Day!!

The Monaco National Anthem low key sounds like the song the Hogwarts band played when Cedric was casually just dead on the ground.

Not only did Volvo “invent” the 3 point seat belt, they also gave away the rights for free stating that “saving lives was more important that making money”.

@mauramcdoodle.bsky.social Happy *belated* Birthday!! 🍾🎉

Happy Monaco Grand Prix Qualifying day!! 🏎️ 🥳

T-8 days until Masters 2026 ticket lottery opens ⛳️

Stop putting lettuce in my burritos, it’s disgusting.

She Fah-who on my foris ‘til I dah-who doris

It only seems right that I finally watch the Mission Impossible movies. I still have no freaking idea how I managed to put them off for this long. Just like how I neglected Top Gun until a few months ago.

Apparently my vehicle has an open door parking indicator and car wash camera. Bougie af.

Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!