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djdresden.clownpenis.monster
ROC. Sometimes DJ. Traveler. Maker. Runner. 45. Sober. Vintage Corvettes and Japanese Bikes.
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New fleshlight just dropped.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

submitted 16 hours ago • 248 comments

you can hear all the groans from texas all the way to NY

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I find it interesting that ICE doesn't seem to operate in states with stand your ground laws. If someone is coming at you, armed, and doesn't identify themselves, honestly you should be able to fire the fuck away.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Good reminder that we still don't know who paid for Kavanaugh's house.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

vehicle styling absolutely peaked at the lamborghini countach. all this time later, it's still one of the coolest looking cars that ever existed.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

andy can ogle my nuts

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i remember when all these people freaked out about AOC too. lol

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

submitted 1 day ago • 363 comments

CNN is really rimming pudding brain today.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On June 25, 2017, Part 8 of "TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN" was premiered. "Gotta Light?" was considered an unprecedented audiovisual masterpiece and one of the best creations in MARK FROST and DAVID LYNCH careers. The most provocative piece of art in the history of television.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

think how much better cuomo could have done with younger voters if he just admitted his nipples are pierced. young people love holes in things. except the one in their pocket preventing them from attaining affordable housing.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the thing i miss most about twitter is some asshole who wrote for the hard times constantly ripping my jokes off and not giving me credit. not really. fuck that guy.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

omg

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

i can't decide who should be first to gargle my balls; republicans, or establishment democrats.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Stuck watching the idiot on the news and god these people lack any professionalism. What an absolute bunch of stupid whiny losers.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I think what establishment democrats need to understand is that most of us hate them all very much for being so persistently useless and shitty in our time of desperation and it fills our hearts with hope and joy when someone who might not be those things beats them.

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments