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Don't really understand how people can say Trump is in mental decline... How can you decline if you've never inclined?

Look, I wasn't the biggest fan of the queen, but now she's gone, whose going to lay the 600,000 or so eggs needed to grow the UK population every year?

What's the relationship between skinny jeans and recessions again?

You can see trump positioning for his third term: "The economy will take time to adjust, the democrats will just undo the work I have done. This is why a third term is needed"

Why don't they put a black screen over the front of busses so that drivers have less visibility?

Men invented shoelaces to have something to do when they're trying to hide a boner

What are all those atoms up to

Tinder but for jobs

Google assistant but it only reminds you if it remembers to

Everyone thought the future was gonna look like Back to the future part 2, but in reality, it's starting to look like Back to the future part 2.

Is it better to be accused of doing a fart you didn't do, or to do a fart that someone else is accused of?

How do I stop