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Former writer for Television Without Pity. Chili Dog Eating champion, Alabama State Fair (1997). Current owner of The Music Guys DJ Services. Love to make pizza and clean my ceiling fans.
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submitted 1 day ago • 1146 comments

Dear House and Congress, The easiest way to defeat a bully is to stand up to that bully. Signed, Bob (over here)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh good. Trump finally gets the $400 million jet of his dreams with “no strings attached” while America is entering a self inflicted recession and kids are to make do with two toys.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think that people on the Nextdoor app know that their message is going out to thousands of strangers that couldn’t give a shit that you bought some doughnuts on your way to work. I bet they think they’re sending texts to their next door neighbors.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Worst part about Biden having prostate cancer … it got the wrong president.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

When they accidentally tell the truth... (Pt. 2) (also try to avoid swimming in sewage)

submitted 7 days ago • 946 comments

I can't help but think that the 2026 elections will be rigged in the GOP's favor.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

You know it’s become pretty suspicious to me that out of all the people in the world, why is Jack Klugman not saying anything about Trump?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Would be helpful

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

I don’t wanna sound like an idiot but … holy shit … Trump is really having a military parade in his honor. The chutzpah this guy has …

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

RFK Jr said we shouldn’t be taking health advice from him. Which is kinda his job.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Umm … I don’t want to bother you but I think the swamp may be overflowing.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Leo sounds like a substitute for butter.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

After 15 years we lost Fluffy the cat yesterday. Thankfully I found her behind the couch but she was still dead.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever won the lottery the first thing I’d do is get one of those umbrella guys to hold an umbrella over my head to protect me from the sun because in my eyes, that is the epitome of wealth.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Remember The Wall?? Did Grandpa get bored with The Wall along with pet-eating Haitians and long showers?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up took a note that said "sour cream and onion communion wafers" and went back to bed

submitted 17 days ago • 42 comments

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Unfortunately I don’t celebrate it because I’m not a sad alcoholic desperately searching for any reason to justify my blackout drinking problem like our secretary of defense.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

That’s what happens when you try to get a tattoo in lower Alabama.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

‘Kennedy told reporters that there were "many, many good ways to treat measles and doctors need to know that and to know those methods.’ One problem; there is no treatment for measles. Signed, a doctor who’s been forced to deal with measles because of this stupid fraud.

submitted 21 days ago • 1541 comments

so you’re telling me there’s glory in this hole

submitted 21 days ago • 13 comments

Baby Feels Foolish After Realizing Stranger Waving At Toddler Next Seat Over theonion.com/baby-fe...

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

Being a DJ, a lot of people want to know what my favorite song is. I also go back to the classic 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS song.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

even a sane clown posse would be pretty unnerving

submitted 22 days ago • 5 comments

If I had 99 bottles of beer I wouldn’t keep them on a wall, I’d put them in the fridge.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 889 comments

Just a friendly reminder that our president checks all the boxes on the Antichrist forms.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Ummm. Will someone just say it? The emporer is naked AF Trump is PSYCHO

submitted 23 days ago • 834 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If you have a complaint about a local restaurant forgetting your fries or ranch or something, you should go online and declare them spawns of Satan that are feeding you ground up baby meat in order to help them do better and remember your order next time.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

A useful way to think about his tanking poll numbers is that they would be far worse if more people knew what he is doing

submitted 27 days ago • 301 comments

submitted 27 days ago • 651 comments

Who did this? 😂

submitted 27 days ago • 1706 comments

It was all but certain that he would embarrass America at the Pope’s funeral.

submitted 26 days ago • 1277 comments

Remember Hunter Biden? It’s like he was news five years ago.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

“Ummm … hello everyone. I’m Bob and apparently I’m a fascist now.” Everyone: “HI BOB.”

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This is the WORST season of “The Apprentice” ever.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

UPDATED LYRIC: My girl likes to party all the time party all the time party all the time So we’re staging an intervention. So if you could, please dont mention That she’s about to watch her whole family cry in front of her and ask her to please put the straw down.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Today’s the day we all became communists.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

You are NOT powerless

submitted 72 days ago • 33 comments

Truer words were never spoken.

submitted 63 days ago • 1678 comments

Someone explain to me why it's illegal to give an old lady a bottle of water as she's waiting on line for hours in the sun to vote, but it's totally cool for an ultra-billionaire to bribe voters with million dollar checks in Wisconsin.

submitted 53 days ago • 463 comments