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The official page of We The Best Music™ DJ Khaled.
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we da best!!!!

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

NYPD = armed thugs

submitted 174 days ago • 3 comments

@nytimes.com publish this. #freeluigi FUCK YOU

submitted 174 days ago • 1 comment

i hope every NYPD officer that participated in that staged perp walk gets shot in the head by a random passerby next time they go out in public

submitted 174 days ago • 2 comments

that’s me. we the best!!!

submitted 176 days ago • 2 comments

reading a fortune cookie: “you are the master of your destiny” (whispering loudly) slayyyy

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

the zaza got me connecting the dots

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

The light bulb in my fridge died, now my fatass can’t even see the food

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

full CEO shooting video since all other media won’t let anyone post it! enjoy the fap material

submitted 190 days ago • 1 comment

the voices in my head be making valid points

submitted 191 days ago • 2 comments

fuckin sippin on fuckin johnny walker in the fuckin war room with tristan tate

submitted 191 days ago • 1 comment

bring out the whole ocean!

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

we boofin estrogen

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

was Robert E. Lee asian?

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

GATORADE!

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

there's going to be terrible darkness in your life

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

im rap game hitler

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

I'm pissing and drooling all over myself Howling and itching to take lives

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

i’m fat AND stupid!

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

shawty massage it like a gogurt

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

i’m having urethral bloating

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

my vas deferens is backed up make my penor feel better

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

do you think they have an area 51-esque area that’s basically the library of alexandria of foreskins- where they keep every single baby foreskin that’s ever been circumcised?

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

watching some retarded woman try to parallel park 👍

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

might be fat but we still the best music!

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

white guy walking into a mixed race bar in the 1950s: the vibes seem off here

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

when it is our turn we shall not make excuses for the terror

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

on black friday im sitting my white ass down to LISTEN and LEARN

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brains of the living

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

GATORADE!

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

i’m wearing clothes made of materials from animals you ain’t ever even heard of

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes that’s how it be on this bitch of an earth.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

feeding my cat is funny because theres a quail egg in each can of food, which implies that in this allegory for my cat killing a bird and eating it for lunch, he also killed the unborn.

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

pip pip da doodly do

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes thats how it be on this bitch of an earthhttps://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FLilNasX%2Fstatus%2F1410669551411367936&psig=AOvVaw2gMPRhbTfN-uZqWytXboRs&ust=1732243166206000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBQQjRxqFwoTCJD0mOay7IkDFQAAAAAdAAAAABAE

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

a therapist could never gain my trust

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

call me exparagus

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

we da best musiiicc!!!

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

the font on here is crazyyy

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

i just personally think my friend group could run society very well if we were given complete control

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

i’m just like dark maul from star wars

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

i am deeply retarded

submitted 675 days ago • 0 comments