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Haliburton, as called in: Brazil, France, Iceland, U.S. (in Spanish), Albania, U.S. (ESPN Radio), Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, the Netherlands, Türkiye, Canada, and Croatia:

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The billionaire enemy of my billionaire enemy is my friend

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I have never seen a John Wick movie and have never had any interest, so knock it off.

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Re-watching Andor season 1 and it’s so much better than season 2. The payroll heist, Cassian’s escape from prison, Dedra’s ascent. So much more mystery and intrigue!

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In retrospect everything started going downhill when we started using “journaling” as a verb.

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Happy Mothers Day!

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It’s okay to be wrong about something. You don’t have to defend every wrong thing you do or say.

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They really don’t like wheels in Star Wars. Everything’s gotta float

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www.tiktok.com/@djthecoder/...

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SGA shot 46% and was a -16 in a game 1 loss at home. He had 2 role players shoot 44%+ from 3 each with 9 attempts. Jokić had 42, 22, and 6. Was getting mauled all game, turned it over, and got in foul trouble because of it. Still shot 51% and was a +10. Two things are not the same

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MVP

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If you see this I would like to interview you for my book about dipshits.

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Look, I get that we can’t have light sabers and tie fighters but why don’t we have reinforced sliding doors for apartments yet? #andor

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theyre making fun of your super yacht in the group chat

submitted 41 days ago • 21 comments

Hats off to the unsung hero who created this emoticon one time and which everyone since has only copied and pasted. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Saw a commenter on Marginal Revolution whose screen name is ShatGPT lol

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My 2-year-old was in an ICE detention facility when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why am I being deported to Honduras?" And when I told her "Because due process is too woke," she started crying.

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hell yeah Andor

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Hollywood crushes, reverse chronological order Aubrey Plaza Amy Adams Maggie Gyllenhaal Julie Delpy Rosanna Arquette Meg Tilly

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Say happy fourth birthday to Monkey!

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I did it. I discovered the worst job in media: play by play announcing of pimple popping.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I'm starting to embrace the loser mindset. 100% failmaxxing. Dudpilled flopcore. Entering my fizzle era. Girl it's giving last place.

submitted 51 days ago • 36 comments

Best moment from @jvl.bsky.social video about Elon's baby mama drama

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Talked to my property manager in Branson, a tourist town but not international. Traffic is way down. Several tenants who work in restaurants say they're getting half the traffic of last year. The recession has started.

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Prices are surging so high that MAGA can no longer own the libs and have to rent instead.

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A black pill moment for me was realizing the conservative SCOTUS justices all watch Fox News too.

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Calling it now: the next fashion look is hobo chic

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I’m okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Just so we’re clear, when someone talks about “30 years ago” they mean 1977.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

For too long, America has had an economy

submitted 65 days ago • 67 comments

These tariffs are so comprehensive I had to pay and extra 20% to import a csv file.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

We talk about the 1929 crash but it was the Smoot Hawley tariffs in 1930 that really killed it. The market didn’t fully recover until 1950.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why everyone is freaking out about the economy. Business is already booming for my company that makes wooden barrels with suspenders.

submitted 66 days ago • 13 comments

Europeans hate our beef because it's got electrolytes, it's got what plants crave!

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

It’s going to be important to build community during the coming days so you can find out who the annoying people are and eat them first

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A few years ago it he me that all the conservative SCOTUS justices watch Fox News too.

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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 97 days ago • 75 comments