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Glad to see you are “enjoying” the beach kiddo

Oooh, what do we have in here?

I’ve been a bad nappy boy, came on holiday to Orlando with a backpack filled with padding. Not worn a single one due to the chaffing in 30C+ after the first day.

These shorts used to fit…. Well don’t just stand there, help!… also, butt pats!

Close up and soggy

I don’t care that it’s a public bench, that padding looks fit to burst

First outing to Manchester pride 2007

Off for a waddle kiddo? Forgotten anything?

Some had a very soggy night didn't they? At least the leak was minimal this time!

Also…

Sorry kiddo, dont think you’ll be on the pitch this time

After the last “little leak” you can wear these to work today… oh I know the mediums don’t fit you, that’s because you will be using it as a stuffer. Enjoy waddling around the office 😈

🫣 it’s just a small leak!

And since you can’t seem to keep your pants dry, guess what someone’s wearing to work todaaaay!

This is why you don’t drink juice before you go to bed. Good thing you were wearing protection!

You may be big enough to drive, but no where near big enough to keep that seat dry, Mr!

My first ever tena, throw back to sept 2006

I made the wrong choice, decision made for me…. But I’m not… 😯

One of my earliest photos, I may have been a bit of a brat

Do you even try to not have accidents? 🙄

😔 not again 😩

Erm… morning… 🫣

im surprised I manage to keep the bed dry sometimes

early morning soggyness

I was already soaked... whats a little bit more wet going to do?

poofy!

Why do I always have accidents 😖