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if you called the right person Donny Dorko it would destroy them

Same energy

happy pride month

Guy at the beach: Help! Shark! HELP! Me: That shark ain’t gonna help you

for pride month i think we should all acknowledge that Xena and Gabrielle should've gotten together, what a tragedy

this pride month i'm makin' out with E V E R Y B U D D Y 🫵

Take the bait, leave the hook. Skill issue, really

Well it’s another wild night here in the 508 and as I was carving this spoon a bird shat on my head from the branch of a red oak. I felt the need to share this.

A jury but it's all dogs

🌈HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ i’ve never been happier now that I am surrounded by my queer friends. I hope anyone who is queer is able to form a community of us to make you feel loved and understood. if you’re in some small town and don’t have anyone, please reply here. we will be your people.

I figured out Dexter was a serial killer based off the narration and the murdering I saw him doing

tipping the bag of chips into my mouth to consume them because i can catch any strays with my boobs

It’s not that I CAN’T read the room it’s more like fuck this room I hate reading shit

This sign’s all “drive like your kids live here” but this is a Walgreens parking lot and man what a bleak fucking place to raise a family

Reverse cowgirl because her transmission is shot and she can only drive her pickup backwards.

just learned that the cute security guard for my building feeds the squirrels so basically what’s happening is i’m gonna get married you guys!

i hope you go to confession today and seek forgiveness for being a little bitch

happy pride month, beloveds! i see you and i love you 🌈 ♥️

reskeets are my way of saying great job, internet friends i even reskeet people that don't follow me back i'm cool like that

What have you done for pollinators lately?

Won't you join us friends? If I missed you, I'll get you next go around. go.bsky.app/MmnKXs7

Posting “anyone knows what causes neck pain?” from my phone. Millions respond with “pinning this.”

So full of microplastics I sneezed out a credit card that I'm not even be approved for.

I don't know how to act around a dog that doesn't love me

once during a company all-hands, our out-of-touch CMO said "LGBD" and to this day I wonder what he thinks the D stands for anyway, happy Pride 💖

🚨PSA: from now until july 1st it is ILLEGAL for cishets to have any pride whatsoever

your honor my client pleads 1-2-3-not it

coming for pride 2026, we took the feeling of being dragged by a horse over rough terrain and put it into this hoodie

come check out our burlap pride sacks we picked up at target

Sorry, liberals: all flesh for the blood god

I am going to have to stop using ghoulish to describe something positive, aren't I?

eating unicorn for dinner (one corn)

pride month coming up. i’m preparing barrels of Gaying chemicals to dump into the water supply

Youre in her DMs Im in the cuck chair We are not the same

children should be vaccine and not hearsed

She makes me want to be a better business bureau.

I could be eating caviar with foie gras if I had all my ducks in a roe.

Just think of me as the guy your mom wants to fuck

“is cum guzzler a slur?” one of the all-timer forum debates locked by a moderator after 25,434 pages

no, no I understand what you're saying, but I'm telling you that when they gave me the nickname fermented queefjuice it was out of respect

[having sex] okay now let's do a silly one

If I had tentacles, I'd open so many fucking jars