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The 🐕 of Akron — 🚲 📚 ☕️ — High-bouncing, gold-hatted hater
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The dogecoin president: Current net worth consists of: $2.2bn: his real estate $1.94bn: his media company (down from nearly $5bn at the beginning of the year) $10.2bn: his meme coin

I had a simple question: Has President Trump increased has net worth since taking the White House? And if so, by how much? The answer was more surprising than I anticipated. Simply put, he has more than doubled his net worth in 4 months. Here's how:

So all the graph perverts yapping at us about how we need to move Right to cater to the Endless Hordes of Young Rogan Fans were wrong? No, let's give them the benefit of the doubt: they were lying because they saw it as a useful weapon against the only group they've ever fought: the Left.

Or, when someone tells you they’d prefer Nazis to universal healthcare, believe them.

old ads used to be so cool. baffling lie. four kinds of typesetting. ends in a demand

This is bad, but I think we can all agree that it’s a good thing he missed those votes because, being Fetterman, he would have voted the wrong way on every single one of them

all I ask is that Stephen Miller’s wife actually does leave him for the weirdo IVF commune of the most awkward man alive I think we all deserve this, if we can’t have good things we can at least have schadenfreude

Do you ever wait for the Jay Gatsby speed run and then miss it? I always wait for the Jay Gatsby speed run and then miss it!

not a unqualified MattY fan at all, but people have rose tinted glasses about how ugly many of the substantive policy concessions that held together things like the New Deal coalition were at times. the stuff done to keep southern democrats in the tent was very grim at times.

@alexbaca.bsky.social Read this and thought you might like it 😂 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...

They missed a golden opportunity to call it R BBQminster Fuller

Post a robot not from SW or Transformers

I would also add: after the pandemic was better understood, it was possible to have in-person school safely (using masking/improved HVAC), but no one was willing to spend the money to make schools safe and prevent students and teachers from dying. Normal, functional country.

all these retcons pretend that school closures were just something we did as a little experiment and not to prevent students and teachers from dying

That one air traffic controller should be allowed to retire tomorrow with a full pension, like the Chernobyl first responders

gonna assume this is another case of DOGE'd simpleflying.com/1-atc-manage...

The Life and Final Destination of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Sen. Chuck Grassley is at the Dairy Queen in East Liverpool, Ohio doing “ you know what “ www.reddit.com/r/ActualPubl...

Here's the script, folks. It's now or never. Capitol switchboard: (202) 224-3121 Local office numbers: www.congress.gov/members/find... RTs appreciated.

If you have the unique privilege of running across unreconstructed bigots who think everyone in California is left of AOC (I’m in Ohio so this is a daily occurrence), feel free to let them know that California prison guards did this to _children_.

Crab Rangoon, things of that nature

This is how tariffs work. ..and now I want Crab Rangoon.