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dommmnoel.bsky.social
they/them not a girl, just a twink
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My death row meal would for sure include an ice cold Mountain Dew Code Red

goodbye social media, hello suicidal depression

sober blues

Sitting in the sunshine and realizing I am truly no more than a houseplant

being an addict in recovery who likes to cook is so cool- i can’t deglaze my mushrooms bc im struggling and shouldn’t be trusted with alcohol :)

have to be the best-dressed person at the AA meeting

I have two brain cells and they’re bare-knuckle boxing

Musk is unilaterally wrecking the government from within and lining his own pockets. Get him out, terminate his access to all government systems. If you can't rally the public against a cartoonishly corrupt bond villain who's stealing from them in plain sight then get out of politics

the way my BO legitimately smells like the rind of a pomelo

the internet is really such a beautiful place sometimes, like I am sitting here crying laughing because of reddit comments people are sometimes so unintentionally funny I can’t stand it

I actually need to self-ban from tiktok when I’m on my period because it’s 11am and sad edits have made me cry 3 times today already bro

they should make a crunchy version of gum so when it’s late at night and I need to crunch something but am not hungry I can continually crunch a non-filling thing. just wanna do some good old fashioned crunching

falling to my knees in the thrift store when I find something that looks cute and vintage and then the tag reads SHEIN

woke up with a stye I want to fucking kms

me 2 anyone who isn’t my bf: IM MARRRRRIIIIEEEEDDDDD *pearl voice*

dudes that I haven’t fucked or honestly even spoken to in like 6 years sliding into my DMs it’s just like….why are you still thinking about me 🤨

can’t survive without my daily lay on the floor time

Quitting smoking isn't impossible but it does make you just a little bit mad for the rest of your life

I don’t want to work to survive

unfortunately i kinda look cute after I cry

me, a 7 year old, crying while singing along to Mulans “When Will My Reflection Show Who I am Inside” and yet somehow not realizing I was trans until my early twenties

Every time I run my garbage disposal I always have to mentally assure myself that I Will Not Stick My Hand In There

my surgery consult to get sterilized is tomorrow and im scawwwwwwd 😭

"don't eat for eight hours before your appointment" ok but have you considered. i'm so cranky

I'm not donating to your political party if all you're going to do is post. I can do that for free. I will donate if you have a project to resurrect FDR and give him a gun

do not yell at me!! i turn into a monstrously large bat when startled!!!

having a bf who doesn’t care if he finishes as long as i do is life-changing

abortion is healthcare

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

someone should do something about all the problems

i will be using this app the same way i used twitter and that is to say: as a personal diary and to post my stupid ass thought blurbs

the only time im wearing underwear is on my period I just simply cannot be bothered

being bad at thrifting feels like a character flaw because what do you mean you “can never find anything good?” are you even looking? 🤨

can’t believe im gonna be 5 years sober in June, time really just keeps going

they should invent potato chips that are delicious but don’t make my skin break out

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is what if I’m in a bad outfit that day

i would be unstoppable if i didn’t get motion sickness so easily

this is a bush appreciation page the hairier the better

trying to fish my veggies out of my soup pot to run through the blender to thicken it makes me feel like im a kid again trying to get my fish with the little net to trap them and transfer to clean the tanks