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The few seconds you have to wait for your GrubHub driver to take a picture of your food before you can take it feels like such a cuck moment.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I should be allowed to open fire into the home of the inventor of two-step verification for the length of time it takes to receive a verification code. If I have to hit "resend code" then their house is instantly obliterated from orbit.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Santa getting heaped with praise while the elves that actually produce the toys being an afterthought tells you all you need to know about today's capitalistic society.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks for the reminder...

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

If I ever find the guy who invented the skinny toilet paper that is used in public bathrooms it's going to be ON SIGHT!

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments

Why do gate attendants rattle off boarding calls as if they're auctioneers? We're all stuck in this hellhole and you're taking the piss by reading off some of the most important information at completely inappropriate speeds.

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently ABC stands for Absolute Bootlicking Cowards.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

If a CEO being "murdered" increases the stock price then isn't it the fiduciary responsibility of all CEOs to be murdered to extract maximum value for their shareholders?

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

The irony of an AI program giving me a temporary ban from Reddit for saying "I am online and I support the CEO killer suspect." in a thread about social media trying to squash support for him is so multi-layered. Shitty AI is what got us here in the first place.

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

The mystery shooter must have been the mythical "good guy with a gun" that conservatives have told me so much about over the past 20 years.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

It's a shame no one is giving the UHC CEO's family any "thoughts and prayers". Those usually help the families of children that get murdered via easily preventable gun violence in America instantly get over their grief.

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

We tried to be DEMURE. But now we're DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

If AI takes my job I'll just start to predictively generate text. Let's see how they like it! I have an Oxford dictionary AND a Scrabble dictionary. Try me! Man vs Machine. John Henry ain't got shit on me!

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

I missed a call from my father the other day because I was watching The Godfather and it was right at the part where they say the line every dago like myself would repeat for the next half a century. Guess that doesn't narrow down which part...

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments