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doing ayahuasca this evening, asking the giant snake where did i put my water bottle

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sorry i have not been posting its just my life is good and exciting and my mental health is on point

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i lived off vancouver island in a ghost ship and my friend had a radio show where he did Superstition Saturday, starting the show at 10 with stevie wonder Superstition. i would crank that shit and dance around the boat and jump in the icy water with whales and bears. thanks mike and thanks stevie

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

should i wash my hair or continue to let it coagulate

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

watching sopranos alone in a cabin in the jungle, scorpions slide along the stone floor, giggling at the funny italian words, the sound of stripper music echoing out into the wet night darkness

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

playing video games but ironically

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

picked up my garbage bag and found a snake underneath. it looked up at me and said Lets Rock and Roll, Junior. a dad snake

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

SKRT SKRT damn girl you look powerful today. peace out SKRTTT

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

once i made friends with a fly. it lived a whole month of dark quebec winter. as it got older it shriveled and gained white lines under its big bugly eyes. one day it was gone. on grey days like these i remember elder fly. whither have you flown

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#MusicSky #MayTheFourth

submitted 31 days ago • 536 comments

i just really think the mummy cooked w this

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

instead of nihilism, i challenge you to believe in everything. unicorns, parallel quantum universes, jesus, all possible political stances, belly buttons all have a hidden treat at the bottom. the works!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

drinking a little glass of coca cola every day, imagining i am like a medieval king becoming immune to poisons

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Underrated poster

submitted 32 days ago • 15 comments

gringos on the bus: timid, full face mask, squirming from any touch, headphones worn over ear buds so no ambient noise reaches tender brain latinos on the bus: stoic, sitting on your lap, watching most toxic tik tok in existence at full volume, tossing entire chickens out the window into a bush

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

good morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziem...

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

the english word "computer" actually comes from the french term "comp de terre" which means "bastard of the earth"

submitted 33 days ago • 16 comments

the blonde ghost of the bachelor flop house keeps popping into the right side of vision and saying encouraging shit like Just be Yourself bro and Lets get this bread

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

You is sharks, sartin; but if you gobern de shark in you, why den you be angel; for all angel is not’ing more dan de shark well goberned.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment