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Being short at any concert. / ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ (-_-)_-)_(-_(-_-)

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

On a scale of a "Elon Musk'e PR guy" to the "guy who marks the tablespoons on butter", how laid back are you?

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

ah shit my ratatouille was a lab retread

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

when canadians go poop

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

on a scale of lotr the two towers and 9/11 the two towers how depraved is your meme library

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

submitted 758 days ago • 32 comments

friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night. me: covering phone that’s a bit extreme genie: Two wishes left.

submitted 81 days ago • 13 comments

At Jonestown, 906 cultists died of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid, as well as the first officer on the scene, Jeff "Don't Mind If I Do" Ramirez.

submitted 295 days ago • 8 comments

interviewer: can you explain these gaps in your resume? me: umm I believe those are from the space bar

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

cop: you have no idea how he came or went? what 𝙙𝙤 you remember? me: the eyes cop: the eyes? me: the C̶̤̞̰͈͔̊͒̽̓́o̸̗̤̍tt̵̨͎̞̹̭̣ö̷̗̗̫͙̙͔̙͍n̵̽̀̈́͑̔ ̴̠̹͇͖͈͉͋̎ĕ̷̛̱̙̫̪͙̐y̵̧̱̍̇̑̕̚͝e̴̅̇͛̓̃͊̔s̷͚̰̙͐̓̇̔

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

doing that thing where someone dies and i close their eyes but i do it one at a time

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful

submitted 109 days ago • 3 comments

BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though

submitted 90 days ago • 5 comments

a dead giveaway that someone is lying is if they're in a horizontal position on the floor

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

team builder: everyone say a fun fact about themselves guy with three arms, a horn, and a mermaid tail: im from new york

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

it's crazy that discussing sex is still considered taboo when dozens if not hundreds of people have done it

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Futons should be called ace sized bed the way they're both smaller and bigger than a twin

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Wtf. Was walking my baby AT-AT and someone's Medusa just attacked it. Leash your creatures folks

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

it's american citizenship, Michael. what could it cost? $5 million?

submitted 90 days ago • 14 comments

"fuck this croissant" - guy, 30 seconds before inventing the boomerang

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

[beauty and the beast] maid: why the hell was I turned to a feather duster cause the prince sucks?! this is some bullshit plumber: I don't wanna hear it that guy who nobody knows what he does: ♟️

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Agent: I have a script for you. Daniel Radcliffe: Is it weird? Agent: Yes. Radcliffe: I'll do it.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

don corleone : we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. but let's be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. and you feared to be in my debt. me: please I just want a new nickname

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

We could take 100s of billions of dollars to end world hunger OR Here me out. We can make a chat bot that gives you bad info and tells you to jump off a bridge. Awesome right?

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

If your company is spending 100s of billions in an unprofitable product then sales aren't the point. Employee reduction is. Software engineers building AI for these companies at best are only hurting their brothers and sisters for some billionaire to get a little richer. Fuck billionaires

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

angel: so you ended your beef with the humans? god: yup. it’s all water over the bridge now. angel: you mean “under the bridge” right? god: angel: god: NOAH!?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

When they find a person "unresponsive" why do the police always assume that person to be dead? It might be someone working in HR, for example...

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

Do corporations even consider customer need or sentiment? You'd think with all the data they have, "will customers spend for this" would be top of the list before throwing billions at AI slop or D list superhero movies

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

me: how do I trim the height of my grass? friend: lawn mower? me: no, i need lawn lesser, keep up

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

I simply cannot believe the supposedly most savvy investors in the country just bought into another freaking buzzword. How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

They gave this dude the international criminal feature all for being correct

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

We're in dystopian prologue now

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

The person who invented this workflow deserves the eternity of torture that's coming to them. 1. SEO Google results 2. Promote "free feature" 3. Begin feature webform/intake 4. Ope gotta create account 5. Return to form. 6. Feature needs free trial and credit card info Fuck this bait & switch

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Being short at any concert. / ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ˢᵉᵉ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ (-_-)_-)_(-_(-_-)

On a scale of a "Elon Musk'e PR guy" to the "guy who marks the tablespoons on butter", how laid back are you?

ah shit my ratatouille was a lab retread

when canadians go poop

on a scale of lotr the two towers and 9/11 the two towers how depraved is your meme library

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night. me: covering phone that’s a bit extreme genie: Two wishes left.

At Jonestown, 906 cultists died of drinking poisoned Kool-Aid, as well as the first officer on the scene, Jeff "Don't Mind If I Do" Ramirez.

interviewer: can you explain these gaps in your resume? me: umm I believe those are from the space bar

cop: you have no idea how he came or went? what 𝙙𝙤 you remember? me: the eyes cop: the eyes? me: the C̶̤̞̰͈͔̊͒̽̓́o̸̗̤̍tt̵̨͎̞̹̭̣ö̷̗̗̫͙̙͔̙͍n̵̽̀̈́͑̔ ̴̠̹͇͖͈͉͋̎ĕ̷̛̱̙̫̪͙̐y̵̧̱̍̇̑̕̚͝e̴̅̇͛̓̃͊̔s̷͚̰̙͐̓̇̔

doing that thing where someone dies and i close their eyes but i do it one at a time

My friend says I’m self-absorbed, so I took a long, hard look at myself. Beautiful

BOSS: is your makeup tattooed on? ME: yeah it's exhausting to have to put it on every single morning BOSS: why a clown though

a dead giveaway that someone is lying is if they're in a horizontal position on the floor

team builder: everyone say a fun fact about themselves guy with three arms, a horn, and a mermaid tail: im from new york

it's crazy that discussing sex is still considered taboo when dozens if not hundreds of people have done it

Futons should be called ace sized bed the way they're both smaller and bigger than a twin

Wtf. Was walking my baby AT-AT and someone's Medusa just attacked it. Leash your creatures folks

it's american citizenship, Michael. what could it cost? $5 million?

"fuck this croissant" - guy, 30 seconds before inventing the boomerang

[beauty and the beast] maid: why the hell was I turned to a feather duster cause the prince sucks?! this is some bullshit plumber: I don't wanna hear it that guy who nobody knows what he does: ♟️

Agent: I have a script for you. Daniel Radcliffe: Is it weird? Agent: Yes. Radcliffe: I'll do it.

don corleone : we have known each other many years, but this is the first time you've come to me for counsel or for help. but let's be frank here. you never wanted my friendship. and you feared to be in my debt. me: please I just want a new nickname

We could take 100s of billions of dollars to end world hunger OR Here me out. We can make a chat bot that gives you bad info and tells you to jump off a bridge. Awesome right?

If your company is spending 100s of billions in an unprofitable product then sales aren't the point. Employee reduction is. Software engineers building AI for these companies at best are only hurting their brothers and sisters for some billionaire to get a little richer. Fuck billionaires

angel: so you ended your beef with the humans? god: yup. it’s all water over the bridge now. angel: you mean “under the bridge” right? god: angel: god: NOAH!?

When they find a person "unresponsive" why do the police always assume that person to be dead? It might be someone working in HR, for example...

Do corporations even consider customer need or sentiment? You'd think with all the data they have, "will customers spend for this" would be top of the list before throwing billions at AI slop or D list superhero movies

me: how do I trim the height of my grass? friend: lawn mower? me: no, i need lawn lesser, keep up

I simply cannot believe the supposedly most savvy investors in the country just bought into another freaking buzzword. How do people keep investing in tech that has never proven to make profit? The gap between successful company and stock price is widening every freaking day

They gave this dude the international criminal feature all for being correct

We're in dystopian prologue now

The person who invented this workflow deserves the eternity of torture that's coming to them. 1. SEO Google results 2. Promote "free feature" 3. Begin feature webform/intake 4. Ope gotta create account 5. Return to form. 6. Feature needs free trial and credit card info Fuck this bait & switch

She was the worst but she was hella right here. Operating System UI should have stopped with Windows XP

Becoming more and more indistinguishable in looks, motives, and idiocy

Hey Siri, show me an example of code switching