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dontfeedsimba.bsky.social
Earth nation gang. I play my gospel screwed & chopped. PTO user. I be building shit “Everybody dies, but it’s the engineers that get to live.” I don’t trust skinny nor sober chefs
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They day I learn how to smoke a crab

Stop bringing your kids to the bar 🤬

Put the Lyft driver on Curren$y and I feel so proud

Sinners

“I was good til you shot me in my ass!” 😂😂😂😂

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The weather nice and it’s prom season. They pulling donks and rolls royces out

Tomatoes and feta on eggs

Yard look nice but pulling them weeds did a number on me

@jazzey2788.bsky.social 👀

This how them arteries gone look after eating em

Just ate curry out of a coconut and my life has been changed

🤣all of this is chaotic

72 hr deodorant is crazy!!

When tf did Cypress Inn close??

You me to tell me I coulda BEEN eating gumbo for breakfast and all I needed was some grits??

I closed my car door and that pollen went

The way some dudes be speaking on their wives is wild.

I miss brewfest

A double dnf?? Ferrari has work to do if they’re still messing with ride height

Sprint race down but I’m not staying up for qualifying 💤 💤

That pollen didn’t even wait til my car was dry before hitting the windows

@jazzey2788.bsky.social

I find myself looking like psyduck more and more each day

F1 back but not like this 🙁

Damn he crashed on the parade lap #F1

Conquest was on Mark’s ass #invincible

I need a sample over new jack hustler

F1 byke!

This time change got some recoil

I want some fried fish on some white bread

Happy 3 6 day

Roy Ayers?? It’s just March dawg 😫

All on a mardi gras day

Them spam texts working or something? Toll roads? Hotmail texts? Wtf

He missed with that stick but them 2 bullets tho…

They need to play this out

Detroit on Columbus ass #nhl

I 100% understand why ppl do their lil stints in corporate and then get tf on. Now them ppl that are purposely trying to move up that ladder 🧐🧐🧐

Huntsville with a Mardi Gras parade? For what?!?

That man looks annoyed

Them cadis took each other out 😩 #Qatar1812