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doodoodiligence.bsky.social
it ain't trickin' if you got it Lawyer. Mama. Mainer. Cat lady. Sun worshiper. Music fiend. Neurospicy(ADD).
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This jackoff went to the first day of Negotiations 101 and heard "you can't get it if you don't ask for it" and "start high" and not another word all semester

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The manufacturing jobs I want to see in this country are guillotine building

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My son decided this morning he wants to host a weekly drawing club all summer, which, I love the enthusiasm and idea and all of it except guess who gets the honored role of coordinating invitations and scheduling? 🤦🏼‍♀️

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think we should bully men more

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Back before we had phones we did this kinda shit in our spare time

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Started the day getting a 10/10 hug from my son at school dropoff, then got to honk for a few old guys out with 10/10 protest signs at an intersection by my office. Refilled a bit of faith in humanity on small and large scale all before 9 am 🥰

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Fighting with a toddler about it not being morning despite the sun still being up at bedtime really spoils this approach to summer weather 🫠

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Client coming in to sign his will tomorrow, emails me today to ask if he can bring a flashdrive and get the word doc of his will to take home also. Big nope, for many reasons, esp. that I've seen what he wrote as proposed will language and obviously can't be trusted to try again alone

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@ghostesq.bsky.social does this count as ship stuck?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My husband is trying to buy the perfect basic laptop before tariffs ruin prices and involving me in every step of the search and my dude I do not have bandwidth for that while I'm swirling in end-of-year school BS & 3 y/o bday party planning & summer prep & end-of-days & a little full-time career 😵‍💫

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

No, that's rabeus porpus Habeas corpus is the magic password my 7 y/o son must guess to get the last of his Easter bunny

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Got all bold and made 2 unscheduled calls, the first went to voicemail (🙌🏼) but the second ended up in a rambling 40 minute conversation about long-term care and the healthcare industry and government benefits and an indecisive/reluctant old lady stuck in the crosshairs. RIP my battery for the day 🫠

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Kudos to the girl who wrote this letter. And to the Maine state legislature and courts for censuring and refusing to lift the censure of Rep Libby for her public hateful bullying of a child

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Lolol this is what I'll imagine now every time I open the task chopping block

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