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im always enjoying some dopamine. he/him 🇵🇸 https://www.anera.org/ 🇵🇸
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honestly inject this shit right into my veins

submitted 7 hours ago • 15 comments

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

submitted 10 hours ago • 52 comments

actually, the original term for posting on here was skyt /'skaɪt/ ; skyting /'skaɪt,iŋg/

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

no!! drink the bleach!

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

when the revolution comes, all leafblowers will be confiscated and disassembled, and their owners will be reeducated

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

not really sure how people read Capital before Adderall existed

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

big day for my fellow menu game perverts

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

this is my new home

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

good news everyone. call of duty is anti-capitalist now

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

drawing chalk symbols on random mail boxes to keep my surveillance team on their toes

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Accidentally missed the turnoff for Whimsy and joy avenue and had to take the exit that travels through Mayhem and Terror Junction

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

my political adversary has so incensed the electorate that they're willing to risk life and limb confronting his highly militarized gestapo. my plan to beat him is to abandon my base by adopting 80% of his positions

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Ah shit!! Fuck!! I dirtied a fork unnecessarily! Fuck!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

damn girl are you a traffic cone cus i’m gonna try not to hit you with my car

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I'll accept no less in a Democratic candidate for Congress or POTUS than a solemn vow to abolish ICE and send all current members to windowless basement re-education centers after brief show trials.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

referencing George Wallace's segregation speech is wild. I guess he figured it'd play well to this crowd of apartheid enjoyers, but it's still insane

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

videogames is very sick. we need to put it down

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

fortunately doctors cannot tell you want to do. they can only advise

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

kind of darkly funny that the same credulous dipshit type of person who warned against using an ouija board at sleepovers as this would "invite demons" is now giving themselves neural howlround psychosis on an AI enabled pizza delivery app

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

some of y'all can't handle two high agency males going at it and it shows

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments