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A poet, a philosopher, and a pioneer of stroking it
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submitted 99 days ago • 12 comments

It really is deeply funny but also terrifying how the bassist of The Blue Hearts became a Happy Science freak

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly they should put an actual brass bull on Wall Street. We can sacrifice the lowest earner with it to appease the financial gods every quarter.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

It really is funny thanks to the internet you can see the worthless opinions of trade union imperialist 21-year-olds on the same places you go to find clips of the Nuggets

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I really need to play ULTRAKILL. A cameo from my favorite band is all it takes to for me to buy a copy of a game, take note game devs ✍️

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

One thing I'm wondering is if McGregor is going out through heart failure or suicide

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Site finally stopped feeding me that weird xenophobic liberal populist shit on the discovery page, and I'm seeing actual human beings. I might finally be able to meet people and ditch the shitsite for good 🥲

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I really wanted to get an Irish Carbomb yesterday since I hadn't had one since university, but I have a job interview today 😔

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Been telling my protégé, good kid but impressionable and early 20's, about the dangers of associating with Jungians. I don't really know what a "Jungian" would specifically refer to in contemporary society outside academia and medicine, but I'm just bored.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

always wear PPE when you're making used needles into jewelery, it's much harder to become an icon with hpv 💖

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I feel so American psycho or Batman black surgical gloves outside, nyehehehehe

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

You know, a community support org having a freeze drier seems like a fucking great idea actually.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Hope that Gquuuux takes a note from G-Witch. It's time to have Char and Amuro to have on-screen intercourse, and marry one another.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I honestly just do not give a single shit about what the DPRK does personally, very weird culture of ours for everyone to have some opinion on it.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Double slit experiment is when I shove a sounding rod up my first slit and a cucumber up my second slit

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Been creaming myself nightly to AI Shai Davidai hentais. I've never felt greater and more complete release in my life.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

My beautiful baby angel Uika Misumi... I love you so much anime girl... #grownman #32yearsold

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Being in behavioral health it's really hard to truly hate everyone who voted for the demon. Being in this sector, you meet some of the dumbest fucking people out there who are barely functional adults (but still human), and it just makes me question representative democracy if anything.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

all you need to find happiness is a muff pedal and grey market psychedelics

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Pissed myself a wee bit today

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I grow more convinced by the day that the value of one's soul on the cosmic scale is weighed by how funny they are

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

love me a 10PM hot toddy innit lads

submitted 157 days ago • 0 comments

He who controls the piss controls his Universe

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

I like jerking off into my hands then throwing the discharge out the window towards the field. I can't even call it ejaculate at this point, it's simply just discharge.

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

hey im just a little guy, a little baby boy, trying to create homemade vitamins using a pills press i bought on craigslist, just a baby

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments