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You know when you’re a little tipsy and the dog is mad at you? I bet this is what my mom felt like when I was a kid. Glad I’m not a little bitch anymore lol

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i'm so gay Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

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Thanks for the heads up Netflix, the place I buy all my rugs

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My dad never needed to take 39 selfies trying to find a good one. Why should I?

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I’ve had so many pets as an adult and I’ve never named any of them. Why would I name a dog Patch?

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I hate the toilet paper bears, they disgust me.

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Remember when Joe Biden had a bloody eye? Remember when he said there were “at least 3” genders? Remember when him and Jill looked like giants next to the wee Carters? He would be the most fun politician if none of this mattered.

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Wasteful to spend tens of millions of dollars on creating a left wing Joe Rogan when the money could instead be spent on using MKUltra techniques to turn Joe Rogan into a communist

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Unironically they should buy up the domains for about 60 defunct local newspapers in swing states. Hire two reporters to write almost exclusively about highschool sports and new restaurants opening with every 10th article about how the local GOP is screwing over people.

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If Musk is really stepping back from politics, which we shouldn't take at face value, it doesn't make him any less dangerous, or any less worthy of a target.

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Ugh, do I have to watch Andor?

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This is like when we interviewed very old ladies in US History about prohibition and they were telling great stories but off topic but one kid kept saying, “yeah but about the booze?” except racist

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the two big camps in dem politics right now are "just have some values and fight for them" and [smugly] "values? what are you, five?"

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Most Americans aren't used to taking big political risks – but building a movement that refuses to cooperate with authoritarianism means that more people must begin to conceive of ourselves as dissidents. Refusing to cooperate with an unjust government gets easier if you aren't doing it alone.

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It is amazing to me that Dems are pressured to water down their messaging in order to avoid alienating 'centrists,' but Republicans can round up and deport sobbing children without fear of alienating 'centrists.' Says a lot about what we mean when we say 'centrists'

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A big thing in comedy right now seems to be mean lesbians. No opinion or hot take, just an observation. They could maybe be less mean

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I made this necklace! And it’s cool and on sale! www.etsy.com/listing/4302...

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Yesterday I saw a straight guy buy cavatapi and that’s kinda fruity tbh

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Sometimes I’ll see the phrase “weird ai” and be excited for a second until I realize it is not about Weird Al

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I’ve been working on a joke for a few days about a Zelda themed jerk off session and the punchline is Jack Links beef jerky, but I can’t figure out how to stick the parts together

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Lawn sign that says “In this house we use pumpkin spice Dude Wipes ™️ year round because we bought a bunch on clearance.”

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Aren’t my nails cute??

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I’m still baffled at how America took one of the basic principles of the presidency — the occupant shouldn’t be able to benefit financially from the office — and just said, nah, that just doesn’t count for this one guy.

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I will always miss Padma, but Kristen Kish seems like she is having a blast hosting Top Chef and that’s infectious

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The Lemonade episode of Kimmy Schmidt is so much better than it has any right to be. I tear up every single time at his last song

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Look at me I’m a young person, I’m bisexual and neurodivergent

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Jared Golden, you’re next!!

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I haven’t done this but I am very much in that mindset. Had to dust off those old scamming skills from when I was younger and less comfy :(

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I know people worry about her but Britney’s posts are art imo

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I know everyone's having a good chuckle at the idea of a Pope Pizzaballa, but of course he would choose a completely different papal name if he accepted the Fisherman's Ring. And he has indicated that it would be Pope Boyardee.

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Explaining to my boyfriend that there is a second chicken based interview show.

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I feel like we need to keep saying this because it’s so insane: This is a legal U.S. resident who has been detained for over a month now for his political opinions.

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The Onion Looks Back On Pope Francis Busting His Holy Ass

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