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dorkydylan.bsky.social
Yoooo! Just your average 🌈gay 🏳️‍🌈shit poster Pretty much all my socials are dorkydylan or some variant. Stalker applications open!!
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Anyone else feel this way #collapse #endoftheworld #music #cover #mattmaltese

Failing up #fail #workinglate #singing #ukulele

I am 23 years old (I think) and I have a doctors appointment tomorrow, tell me why my stomach is turning!!! Why am I nervous to go?!?

Not gonna lie I think I’m feeling depressed again

#lesbians can I be accepted. Honestly sometimes my fellow #gays scare me.

I HATE THE COLD!!!!!! Fuck UTAH! The cold is seeping through the walls. I can feel it! My clothes are getting stiff with how cold it is! INSIDE!!!!! Someone pay me enough to get OUT!!

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

What’s extremely ironic is that I know I’m getting over my cold because my insomnia is back 🙃

Head: hurty Muscles: Achy Tummy: Turning Bones: Resting Sinuses: Burning Life: Fleeting

I’ll say it, when I’m sick I drink cups of whole milk.

#bread

I’ve been doing a thing lately. Where when I want to start an argument online I’ll type out the whole thing then discard. Like not erase the comment but like just leave it. I don’t know if this is making sense but it feels good lol

You know who you are #eviltwink #twinks #begaydoevil #begaydocrimes …………… #gay

No I got it from @dimension20.bsky.social

These politicians from Alabama and Tennessee lecturing California on its policies should remember how much federal aid goes to support their states each year. California provides far more than it ever gets. They need to sit down.

you don’t “seek out” other gay people. you light a cigarette on the beach and then gay hands appear to block the wind for you. grab them. never let go

Hey if you wanna see me in other places I’m #gay everywhere

#democrats #liberals #progressives and #leftist. It’s time we fight for the upper hand. Let’s be real, TikTok and even Bluesky are great but don’t do much to influence the broader culture of the US. With the #tiktokban it’s time we take back YouTube, instagram, and any other platforms we can. Speak🆙

In honor of the #tiktokban here’s a cover that will disappear along with the app. It’s been legit. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYEX7LVa/

I’m sorta just curious incase of a #tiktokban do you think it is the end of short form content? (You know human rights and all that excluded)

Be gay do revolution

This is how your homies are supposed to react to your selfies

I feel like between 2005 and 2015 YouTube was basically divided into which twink are you watching.

I just want someone to bang me outta existence thank you

Hey can anyone get me on to Geordie Shore? I feel like they need an American to add to the chaos

Someone give me money so I can start a homestead please. I just require a small grant of $10,000. If you make more than 200,000 a year all I’m saying is you got some change to spare 🤷‍♂️

I’ve baked sourdough bread and now it’s time for goats!! I want the ones that look like the devil!

Okay so I emailed a county and was straight up honest with them that I wanted to buy land to reforest and live on but I’m broke and wanted a grant to buy land and they were like “love the idea send us what place you were looking at” so maybe I’m a witch.

I’m slowly building a portfolio of every time AI is clearly wrong or making ridiculous claims. I will notify you when it is ready.

I naturally look like someone you can share your life story with… I am not. Don’t talk to me. My tummy hurts.