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it's good that the oblivion remake has made oblivion NPC conversations a minor meme again. because those memes are really funny

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the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

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The wizard is walking to town. He sees a squirrel and admires it.

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recently i went to epcot with some friends, and one of their moms took a picture of all of us. and when i looked at it i saw myself differently. i looked like an adult man. i guess i have been an adult man for a while now but this was the first time i think i ever, truly, objectively saw it

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Metal Gear Solid (1998) Art by Yoji Shinkawa

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The wizard makes rosemary chicken with roasted scallion.

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i recently tried to see if stumbleupon was still a thing, thinking "surely there must still be some cool websites out there that i haven't found". it saddens me to report that in 2025, stumbleupon is a platform called "mix" that has the exact same slop delivery feed you'd find on any other platform

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You'll be shot by a Golem's great arrow in 3...2...1 #eldenring

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had a youtube short recommended to me of twice with the caption "want to hang out with us?" presumably for a contest where you meet them if you win. and like no lol i wouldn't wanna hang out with twice. those guys lives seem horrible

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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

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perhaps all my elders were on to something when they kept saying, "i can't believe how big you've gotten" or "i can't believe how old you are", because one of my younger cousins recently turned 22, which is a bit concerning, because i remember when she was literally born.

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no matter how many times i see it, i'll never get used to what happened to godwyn in elden ring. has to be one of the most fucked-up things that has ever happened to anyone in all of fiction

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my coworker gave me a bluetooth insert for my motorcycle helmet so i can listen to music while i ride. crazy how much better riding a motorcycle is with a little '70s rock going in your ears. life changing stuff

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my least favorite genre of viral posts are the ones that go "does anyone have that image of X/i can't stop thinking about that image of X" followed by the op quote-tweeting themselves with the image they obviously already had on hand and did not need anyone else's help to find

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(1 drink later) they should start putting something that's not fluoride in the water since everyone will be too busy looking for fluoride to find it. they should start putting garlic powder in there because it would make the water tasty

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almost immediately after posting about my cookie clicker game last night, i cleared my cache and cookies on a whim. lost the whole game. 25 days worth of cookie clicker gone in an instant. however, this is life. i touch this thought lightly, and let it go

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The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

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uyo was at the club. bottoms up when i first met you

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cookie clicker run still going strong. currently producing 19.48 sextillion cookies per second, fully wrinklered. i earn 1 heavenly chip's worth of cookies about every 3 seconds. i have 141,104 of them right now

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King Kong vs. Godzilla 1962

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chess is proof that graphics don't matter

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i'm pretty convinced that most of the internet these days is slop by volume. i don't even need to explain it or go into any detail, because if you think about it for 1 second you know exactly what i mean. and i guess that's fine

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i like riding around on my motorcycle

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needs to be studied how bugs bunny completely cornered the market on saying "what's up doc"

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just saw a stork carrying a baby. i threw a grenade at it

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Professor: Can anyone explain to me how Joyce employs free indirect discourse to develop and strengthen his themes throughout "The Dead"? Me: (raising hand) Don't worry about it kitten Professor: Okay 💖 Professor: Yay 💖

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gandalf insistently pronouncing mordor "morrrh-dorrrh" has the same energy as white moms at mexican restaurants saying tortilla as "torrr-TEEEE-yah"

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3 years of #Eldenring!! QRT with your Elden Ring Art!! 🌑☀️⚔️🪦 #fromsoftware #illustration #art

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started a new cookie clicker run the other day. currently at 3.9 billion cps. i own the world

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some of the people who email me for work are so dogshit at writing emails that it kinda feels like they hate me and are doing it out of malice

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i'd like to come online and be mad about something really stupid. unfortunately i don't care about any stupid shit enough to be mad about it. so i guess i'll just have to keep chilling

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wish i could go back…

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just finished eating moo deng

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archie needs to sort the whole betty and veronica situation out. it's not nice that he keeps running the two of them around forever. you'd think one of them would have snapped by now and just killed the other one. or archie himself

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listened to carolina in my mind for the first time today and become permanently 2% more melancholy

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i fucking love riding on my motorcycle

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it's good that the oblivion remake has made oblivion NPC conversations a minor meme again. because those memes are really funny

the Marathon alpha released recently and its environments are covered with assets lifted from poster designs i made in 2017. @bungie.net @marathonthegame.bungie.net

The wizard is walking to town. He sees a squirrel and admires it.

recently i went to epcot with some friends, and one of their moms took a picture of all of us. and when i looked at it i saw myself differently. i looked like an adult man. i guess i have been an adult man for a while now but this was the first time i think i ever, truly, objectively saw it

Metal Gear Solid (1998) Art by Yoji Shinkawa

The wizard makes rosemary chicken with roasted scallion.

i recently tried to see if stumbleupon was still a thing, thinking "surely there must still be some cool websites out there that i haven't found". it saddens me to report that in 2025, stumbleupon is a platform called "mix" that has the exact same slop delivery feed you'd find on any other platform

You'll be shot by a Golem's great arrow in 3...2...1 #eldenring

had a youtube short recommended to me of twice with the caption "want to hang out with us?" presumably for a contest where you meet them if you win. and like no lol i wouldn't wanna hang out with twice. those guys lives seem horrible

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

perhaps all my elders were on to something when they kept saying, "i can't believe how big you've gotten" or "i can't believe how old you are", because one of my younger cousins recently turned 22, which is a bit concerning, because i remember when she was literally born.

no matter how many times i see it, i'll never get used to what happened to godwyn in elden ring. has to be one of the most fucked-up things that has ever happened to anyone in all of fiction

my coworker gave me a bluetooth insert for my motorcycle helmet so i can listen to music while i ride. crazy how much better riding a motorcycle is with a little '70s rock going in your ears. life changing stuff

my least favorite genre of viral posts are the ones that go "does anyone have that image of X/i can't stop thinking about that image of X" followed by the op quote-tweeting themselves with the image they obviously already had on hand and did not need anyone else's help to find

(1 drink later) they should start putting something that's not fluoride in the water since everyone will be too busy looking for fluoride to find it. they should start putting garlic powder in there because it would make the water tasty

almost immediately after posting about my cookie clicker game last night, i cleared my cache and cookies on a whim. lost the whole game. 25 days worth of cookie clicker gone in an instant. however, this is life. i touch this thought lightly, and let it go

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

uyo was at the club. bottoms up when i first met you

cookie clicker run still going strong. currently producing 19.48 sextillion cookies per second, fully wrinklered. i earn 1 heavenly chip's worth of cookies about every 3 seconds. i have 141,104 of them right now

King Kong vs. Godzilla 1962

chess is proof that graphics don't matter

i'm pretty convinced that most of the internet these days is slop by volume. i don't even need to explain it or go into any detail, because if you think about it for 1 second you know exactly what i mean. and i guess that's fine

i like riding around on my motorcycle

needs to be studied how bugs bunny completely cornered the market on saying "what's up doc"

just saw a stork carrying a baby. i threw a grenade at it

Professor: Can anyone explain to me how Joyce employs free indirect discourse to develop and strengthen his themes throughout "The Dead"? Me: (raising hand) Don't worry about it kitten Professor: Okay 💖 Professor: Yay 💖

gandalf insistently pronouncing mordor "morrrh-dorrrh" has the same energy as white moms at mexican restaurants saying tortilla as "torrr-TEEEE-yah"

3 years of #Eldenring!! QRT with your Elden Ring Art!! 🌑☀️⚔️🪦 #fromsoftware #illustration #art

started a new cookie clicker run the other day. currently at 3.9 billion cps. i own the world

some of the people who email me for work are so dogshit at writing emails that it kinda feels like they hate me and are doing it out of malice

i'd like to come online and be mad about something really stupid. unfortunately i don't care about any stupid shit enough to be mad about it. so i guess i'll just have to keep chilling

wish i could go back…

just finished eating moo deng

archie needs to sort the whole betty and veronica situation out. it's not nice that he keeps running the two of them around forever. you'd think one of them would have snapped by now and just killed the other one. or archie himself

listened to carolina in my mind for the first time today and become permanently 2% more melancholy

i fucking love riding on my motorcycle

most things that prompt people to comment "geeked vs. locked in" on them are very funny, and true.

fav Elden Ring helms compilation ✨

mods on vacation post long mario