Profile avatar
dougalcampbell.bsky.social
I make stuff that makes the web.
47 posts 108 followers 86 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 21 Comments 29

Adding to my 2025 Bingo Card: Trump blames product shortages on Biden/Soros.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Note — it says “person”, not “citizen”. The Constitution and our laws protect *anyone* within United States jurisdiction. Anyone.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The early 21st century was a time of great turmoil. Societal and economic chaos spread around the world, causing upheaval in every corner of the globe. It seemed like everything was falling apart, and people began to think that it couldnt possibly get any worse. And then, the Dire Wolves returned.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Trump v. Biden v. Trump s2.washingtonpost.com/camp-rw/?tra...

submitted 92 days ago • 134 comments

[theme for when I call Congress this week] I respectfully submit to @housedemocrats.bsky.social & @senatedem.bsky.social that it's past time for you to question your motivation to... - show respect - go slow - normalize - honor bipartisan friendships - comply in advance Whatever it is, it's crap. 🧵

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

Yesterday a friend said he heard a newscaster pronounce DOGE as “doggy” and now I think we should all start saying it like that.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the original Six Million Dollar Man with @suzecampbell.bsky.social. A pretty Russian agent is tied up in a boat cabin. Steve Austin breaks out the window, and before diving into the sea, he says, “Sorry I had to violate your porthole.”

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Amidst all of [gestures vaguely] … this — a new lunar lander touched down on the moon this morning!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

🤣🤣🤣

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Men’s room graffiti in a Mobile, Alabama restaurant. Originally, someone wrote “TRUMP 2024”. But someone came along after and modified it to: “Put 🚫RUMP in the wood chipper feet first” Also: “Big Butts 4 Eva” 🤣

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Federal employees — don’t take the bait!

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I called mine today. Do it after hours and you can just leave a message. Give your name, your zip code, and just say one or two sentences. "I'm one of your constituents and I strongly urge you not to confirm RFK Jr to be director of HHS." Maybe give a brief reason why, then thank them.

submitted 137 days ago • 13 comments

This is how I feel every time some MAGAt tells me I have “TDS”. #EveryConservativeAccusationIsAConfession

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 138 days ago • 800 comments

Possible reasons that I didn’t sleep well last night: 🔘Sore back 🔘 Leg cramps 🔘 Sinus issues 🔘 Unrelenting nightmares about our nation being destroyed in a hateful, chaotic, Trumpian plutocracy ✅ All of the above

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

“Why, no, officer, I did not punch that Nazi. I simply made an awkward gesture with my fist.”

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure people quite grasp how much of the crypto world is reacting to the Trump memecoin launches.

submitted 144 days ago • 438 comments