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Bluesky hasn't done this to me yet, but other apps do. App icon shows notification. Go into app. No messages; nothing showing as needing attention. Return to main screen. App icon still shows notification.

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Compared to the 1980s, our trousers are now depleated.

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I'm taking a crash course in designing gay footwear. It's a camp boot boot camp.

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The opposite of Eric Clapton is Eric Booedoff.

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The age of frictionless trade is over. Welcome to the age of tradeless friction.

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I asked the lead singer of Dexy's Midnight Runners what essential oil Jackie Wison would recommend. He said "dude, ylang-ylang".

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I thought "chat bot" was a euphemism for one who talks out of their bottom. Turns out I was right.

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So Nicola Sturgeon got off Scot free...

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Someone asked me which Oasis album I like the best. I said "probably definitely maybe mostly".

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Nice one Kia!

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Modern nasal jewelery looks like dangling bogies.

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It's easy to think of the correct response after the event, but the reply to the "gambling with World War 3" comment should have been "and would you never do that for your country, Mr President?"

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Insightful article. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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My social media posts seem to make people feel ill. I'm more an influenza than an influencer.

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In bed with flu, and cancelling all social activities for the week. Trying not to enjoy it too much.

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Dating Thai women is like doing a quantum experiment. You get Schroedinger's genitalia.

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I always stream music at the highest possible bitrate, so I can listen to baudy songs.

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Trying to find a solution to the LA situation without mentioning glbal wrming. Hey, let's build a wall to keep the fires out!

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2015 New Yorker cartoon

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I'm all disoriented with what day it is. We're in the perineum of the year.

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Having a bit of a celebration tonight. We've just used the last of the toilet rolls we stockpiled during the pandemic.

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