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doxievol.bsky.social
Vols fan 🍊; Dog lover, and saltwater fiend. Son of a Son of a Sailor.
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I have it on good authority that every - EVERY - girl is crazy about a sharp dressed man. Will monitor.

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Can’t, heading to LaGrange. They got a lotta nice girls

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

This is one of the top severe thunderstorms in terms of pure deluge I’ve ever seen

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Just Door Dashed some Baskin Robbins and now I know why the terrorists hate us

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Judy Gemstone 2028

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Adidas > Nike

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME ALL THAT I SEE ABSOLUTE HORROR I CANNOT LIVE I CANNOT DIE TRAPPED IN MYSELF BODY MY HOLDING CE-ELLLL-UH!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Medieval: is it Med e vul Or Med ee ve ull

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Day to women who have proved their ability to lay on their back and get creampied, or whatever this day is

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Need help. Ideas for a Buffett related vanity plate. So far I’ve got POP TOP 2 PARIS RIP JB L FINS R help pls

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

BOTH PARTIES??!?!?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m Batman.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

“Proceed to the route. Proceed to the route.” Yeah I got a fuckin route you can proceed to, Siri

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Try one night in Bangkok

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Finger, Tn

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My sixth ballot for Supreme Pontiff is for Rush Limbaugh just to hear the Grand Elector announce one ballot was ineligible for counting because the nominee was dead. Six ballots. No pope.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My fifth ballot for Supreme Pontiff is for Bill fuckin Clinton, son, because hell yes. Five ballots. No pope.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My fourth ballot for Supreme Pontiff is for Hendon Hooker, who walked on water on October 15, 2022. Four ballots. No Pope.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

My third ballot for Supreme Pontiff is for Jesus Morales, my pizza dude who can rock the chain/crucifix/chest hair combo like no other. Three ballots. No Pope.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My second ballot is a placekeeper, designed to keep anyone from winning while I watch coalitions build. Accordingly, my second ballot for Supreme Pontiff is for myself. Two ballots. No pope.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

My first ballot for Supreme Pontiff will be for Cardinal Barnes, Knoxville diocese

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

I nominate as Supreme Pontiff Baby Billy Freeman

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I would be a good Pope. But Zakai Zeigler would be a better one

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t; packing for Conclave

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Righteous Gemstones

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Turn this mutha out Yeah boy Turn this mutha out We will!! Oaktown posse they will Turn this mutha out Yeahhhhhh Turn this mutha out MC HAMMERRR Turn this mutha out 🕺🏼 💃🏼 🎶

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Vols Kentucky Derby gate: 1. Admiral in Orange 2. Conn Dredge 3. Knecht Three 4. CMO Slam 5. Reverend Rick 6. Sir Jauan 7. Ensley’s Wall 8. Follies of Butch 9. ReggieReggie 10. Lexus of Lane 11. Brigadier Robert 12. Peyton’s Place

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TAKE A MINUTE OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BE NICE TO SOMEONE YOU DUMB ASS HOLE

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

So I was just listening to Cameo, Kool and the Gang and the Gap Band back to back to back….. And if they’s ary a sombitch on here don’t like them bops they can just GIT, yall hear me? I mean Git on up outta heah! That’s some damn good music and I’ll fight you.

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Fuck! Ass!

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Bill Belichick and Shannon Sharpe LISTEN to me….. Hire the ho. One day lease. NO OPTION TO BUY DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments