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Wow pride really is a protest.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Liberate us… from our democratically elected government?? Got it. Thought you were here to keep the peace? These people can sincerely get fucked.

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Deleted THOSE apps… for my mental health

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tfw you go to Europe and then immediately get the plague for two weeks so you haven’t been to go to the gym for three whole weeks and then you go two days in a row and convince yourself that you are at peak physical form only to probably get inevitably sick again because it’s pride.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Head bitch at the gapey saloon is sending me

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

They don’t know that I’m a manger on the bewitched YouTube channel

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Help me and my coworkers poop cycles have synced

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Like serious how do some gay travel and party and fuck and work so much without constantly being ill?? Drop your tips below.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

A straight wedding AND a head cold for pride weekend. Karma’s got his kiss for me.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

did someone order shrimp cocktail?

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

going to need a moratorium on straight people getting married during pride

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Posted this on Instagram and quickly learned that a surprising amount of guys are horny for kilts.

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

Airport discourse summarized in the group text 😂

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lol flight to London got canceled and they tried to rebook me on this nightmare rotation. Nice try!!

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Shout out to my boy Norman Lear. Couldn’t have done this without you.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Just as the straight friend’s wedding circuit starts to slow down we enter directly into the younger cousin’s wedding cycle immediately after 😩

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Friday more like friYAY am I right ladies?

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

thinking about how my elementary school principal claimed to be p. diddy’s cousin and would announce over the loud speaker when he won awards.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

lol just called my parents while they were blazed af.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Judy Garland used to do coke here (probably)

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

low key kinda ate this work fit

submitted 32 days ago • 5 comments

Feeling anxious. Will a new tattoo fix me?

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody: Sniffies Spam Messages: Hay want to give blow in tight ass come on over here

submitted 33 days ago • 2 comments

You know Phoenix is messaging boys on grindr like Hi Hey there 👋 Hi handsome

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry but if you hate Vampire Weekend you’re a fucking nerd.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

🥩

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments