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Get Mantiply off this fucking team I can't take it anymore

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Why is my dog giving me the Kubrick stare right now should I be concerned

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

CAN WE GET A CLOSER PLEASE I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm gonna lick my nub" - @glizzydestroyer.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

submitted 25 days ago • 1493 comments

God fucking damnit I hate baseball

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Here I go skeetin again

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

We reported on this a few days ago, but I want to point out this headline because this is where we are at. A bill in Arkansas would ban gender affirming HAIRCUTS for transgender youth. HAIRCUTS. This is a straight up North Korea state sanctioned hairstyle proposed law for youth.

submitted 59 days ago • 2638 comments

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Chuck Schumer should resign! The first weeks of Trump 2 have shown he is simply not prepared to meet the moment we are in, much less lead through it. We are living in dangerous times. Schumer's actions show he does not understand the threat. @schumer.senate.gov

submitted 64 days ago • 7 comments

Please give that last episode of Severance all the awards my god

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

What I don't get is antivax peppers. MOTHERFUCKER WHAT SITUATION OF SOCIETAL COLLAPSE ARE YOU PREPARING FOR. You've got a bleed kit in every backseat pocket and you can't think THIS part through???

submitted 79 days ago • 29 comments

A remake of these would actually be so dope pls Nintendo

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of classified information in these replies to an unclassified OPM email account will be staggering. People will try to share details they probably shouldn't for fear of losing a job otherwise. Not like OPM wasn't already a target. Absolute hayday for threat actors.

submitted 84 days ago • 13 comments

Firing America's senior military leadership overnight and replacing them with party loyalists is definitely dictatorship stuff, if anyone is under a rock right now.

submitted 85 days ago • 8 comments

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

That halftime show was fuckin incredible LMAO

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

1. I have never, in my adult life, accidentally popped a sieg hiel 2. If I did, I would issue the most immediate “holy shit my bad guys absolutely not intentional wtf omg fuck hitler I’m so sorry wtf”

submitted 117 days ago • 45 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 120 days ago • 774 comments

Kyra: *eating chocolate* "Goddamn, this, "sorry your dad died" chocolate FUCKS."

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

*terrible beatboxing noises* “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

submitted 130 days ago • 1142 comments

Kyra: "Why do you have a Winnie The Pooh impression?

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Holy hell this thread was so fucking funny and sad lmfao

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

SANTA CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN

submitted 166 days ago • 36 comments

Leopards eating all the faces for Christmas

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Introduced Kyra to Shou Tucker last night lmfao

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Skeet fr

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, bodily autonomy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.

submitted 152 days ago • 95 comments

Skeet

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

Astro Bot was fuckin incredible. Good night.

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

GIMMIE THE WITCHER 4 INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Free $5 for Amazon Delivery Driver, No Cost To you via Amazon. ow.ly/JaTo50Ul8fU

submitted 164 days ago • 2 comments

Two vital pieces of info b4 Black Friday: 1. Price trackers have proven that Amazon has been slowly hiking prices so they can pretend to slash them on Black Friday/Cyber Monday. There are no actual deals. Just the appearance of them. 2. Amazon workers are on strike www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...

submitted 171 days ago • 62 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 170 days ago • 56 comments

I miss baseball

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 177 days ago • 32 comments

A lot of the positions people like RFK jr. take (anti-vax, anti-pasteurization etc.) get described as “controversial.” They’re not. There is no controversy. This is long-settled science. The correct term is “stupid.”

submitted 182 days ago • 170 comments

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 184 days ago • 210 comments

Bluesky is currently the #1 free app on the Top charts 🔵 Twitter (X) is no longer in the top 25

submitted 186 days ago • 1086 comments

Someone buy this for me pls ty

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Just a quick note to those new here, if you think someone's post is worth other people reading, repost it. Liking it does not have the same effect here as on the dead-bird site. There is no algorithm. That's one of the reasons we like it.

submitted 191 days ago • 38 comments

Never talk to law enforcement. STFU.

submitted 192 days ago • 1 comment